Adult Braces @Skidrow_Wilson
i am a 25 year old mail b/c the postal service is slow yuk yuk. Joined March 2013-
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chewing tobacco is tea that you brew in your mouth!
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y u gotta call it baked mac n cheese, y not just pasta nachos? smh
Pick up line for the screaming girl at the bar: "you're up here right now, i need you to be down here"
Would you describe your skin color as simpson? or lego man?
How the fuck do you puff rice?? I smell bullshit.
Im done with snail mail. Starting a movement called post-post.
My gender studies thesis: "men love sports bars, women love sports bras. Coincidence?"
Im feeling fucking cool i might not even check to make sure i filled in all the bubbles correctly
How come 99 the restuarant didnt cash in on the Occupy Movement?
the shrink says i have an addictive personality, heh heh i guess people just can't get enough of me! so no, i will not be taking the pills.
would u rather: a) get mauled or b) go to a mall.
Obama thinks he's doing a pretty good job, well good going Barry you've been here 4 years and im still not sure what day opposite day is
Anagram time-- Michael Cera? More like ICE CREAM HAL! I dont know what this means.
Am i the only one who uses the word "aspiration"to refer to butt crack sweat?
Wouldnt it have been great if silence of the lambs played their blooper reel during the credits?
In the ER. Drank RAID instead of pepto because i labeled the bottle "Ant Acid".
Wendys saves money on production with square burgers. They cut corners by not cutting corners.
john @jwil83
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HammeR @Hammerkillin
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Christopher Pike @whyamiblocked69
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Toronto Terrier @TO_Terrier
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red panda press @RedPandaP
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VHSTAPEVHSTAPE @XTCVAPEXTCVAPE
111 Followers 396 Following my old account (@VHSTAPEVHSTAPE) got hacked so i use this one now ♡
🍗 harvester thankf.. @duckthing
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Diesel Beast @DieselBeastVids
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483 Followers 1K Following #heartbreaker #allaroundtheworld #baby #boyfriend #loveme #beliebers #smilejustin #kidrauhl #commondenominator #onetime I LOVE U JUSTIN
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Mickey Mouse @ChatterLaughter
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ghx X. xyk2 @ghxxxyk2
415 Followers 397 Following It's goodbye to the shortcuts. Hello to the grind. Nobody ever said it would be an easy ride. Suffer for your art. -ghxxxyk2
Call Me TiTi :) @tionneross
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emmanuel @lovingindefense
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Stephen R. Wood @Srw102266R
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ιƈҽ ƈɾҽαɱ ρ�.. @icecreampokemon
211 Followers 2K Following I JUST WANT TO SCREAM OUT BATHROOM WORDS!
be excellent to each .. @not_a_bot_rly
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PastaHauss @papalone55
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naade @svalestup
163 Followers 709 Following kunsthistorie, gamle telefoner og homofili, mine tre største synder
Lee Vickers LWi @LIGHTWorkersi
147K Followers 170K Following Bring in the light with us at LightWorkers International... We can raise the vibration of Earth together!
ｂｉｇ ｂｗｏ.. @Enterdrome
369 Followers 802 Following Idiot savant. Micro-essays on the suburbs, gaming, anime, and the wack shit I read. NB. PFP from Dai Dark. Queer lit and weird sketches @LainAbel.
siempre @al71127hi
126 Followers 221 Following things are so vast but things are very small, most groups show patterns but individuals usually dont, practicing what you choose to do is called living
Birdie Tang @RabidParrots
2K Followers 2K Following Parroty account. Not at all affiliated with myself. #GulagGang's grandad. https://t.co/4OAiOD9Qmd https://t.co/lF6rIBalQ2
opening up a cold one.. @writocified
263 Followers 498 Following oh sorry I'm watching mob psycho 100 rn and its fucking me up | big joke understander
Lee Vickers @BODIESOFLIGHT
218K Followers 232K Following DR. LEE VICKERS author BODIES OF LIGHT #Holistic #Healing #BestLife #HealthConsult CALL 303.817.7622 & ORDER COPY*** https://t.co/A1SqQHwDtN
buying cytokines on a.. @HunsV
1K Followers 3K Following Ȝyf a man be skalt on hys membres or on his ȝerde, ley þe pouder þer-on, and he schal be hol. Or quat maner euel be on hys ȝerde it schal hele it.
dave☭🔻 @sorryABTearlier
808 Followers 3K Following like if one of the shrews from Redwall were autistic. he/him. kin to all that throbs.
kiss my butt @KremlinSatchmo
12 Followers 51 Following sitting on toilets think about ducks allday you got it
Great SaiyaCam @BlackTonyBlair
364 Followers 350 Following birds, comics, and soccer #MCFC #BlackLivesMatter #FreeGaza
alliecatt @allieadq
14 Followers 40 Following fueled by punk music & shenanigans. http://t.co/BqbCkgw5
AlanaBananaCo🍌 @alanabananatf
451 Followers 994 Following #BLM #ACAB / Married, demipan, BPD, dog mom, artist, cancer haver, #makeup #dinkfam #UNHhhh, *she/her, they/them* 🌞♒️🌝♒️🎗🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Elliott Woolworth @ebwoolworth
224 Followers 645 Following
Great SaiyaCam @BlackTonyBlair
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John Stapienski @Shpawink
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ShawnSiegel.eth @happysmartbook
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Jacques Phelps @JacquesPhelps
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abracadanny, fearless.. @abracadanny
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Lee Vickers @BODIESOFLIGHT
218K Followers 232K Following DR. LEE VICKERS author BODIES OF LIGHT #Holistic #Healing #BestLife #HealthConsult CALL 303.817.7622 & ORDER COPY*** https://t.co/A1SqQHwDtN
JEFFREY DAUGHERTY: UN.. @Unindoctrinate
85K Followers 44K Following Bible: Scripture or SCRIPT? You: Original sin OR spark of Divinity? Have you been lied to? Ex-Preacher, Bible college grad with over 100k hours Bible study.
Cabbage @WillyWartz
514 Followers 975 Following
Birdie Tang @RabidParrots
2K Followers 2K Following Parroty account. Not at all affiliated with myself. #GulagGang's grandad. https://t.co/4OAiOD9Qmd https://t.co/lF6rIBalQ2
TrashCity @TrashCityUSA
153 Followers 905 Following
Girl Cartman @sarahlow701
537 Followers 318 Following video editor manifesting luxury handbag (any day now)
HammeR @Hammerkillin
120 Followers 592 Following He/Him | Skateboarding | Fighting Games | PSN: HammerKillin
ZORZA @zzzorza
804 Followers 258 Following faerie kells ☁️ producer/dj live on twitch tues, thurs, + zunday.. come vibe!
Variety Lights @varietylights
712 Followers 2K Following David Baker: Mercury Rev (early singer) Yerself Is Steam (1991) Boces (1993). Shady-World (1994). Variety Lights (2012) https://t.co/L7Si9ZM5RL
ｂｉｇ ｂｗｏ.. @Enterdrome
369 Followers 802 Following Idiot savant. Micro-essays on the suburbs, gaming, anime, and the wack shit I read. NB. PFP from Dai Dark. Queer lit and weird sketches @LainAbel.
Lee Vickers LWi @LIGHTWorkersi
147K Followers 170K Following Bring in the light with us at LightWorkers International... We can raise the vibration of Earth together!
Ishbax @TavaSlav
124 Followers 328 Following Immortal son. Arcн-Mαɢe of times so so long past. I have tried my best thus far,
ghx X. xyk2 @ghxxxyk2
415 Followers 397 Following It's goodbye to the shortcuts. Hello to the grind. Nobody ever said it would be an easy ride. Suffer for your art. -ghxxxyk2
smelimelu @melimeluse
110 Followers 247 Following
Ste Scribbles @SteScribbles
16K Followers 131 Following I'm a social worker and writer. I work in health and love experimenting with magical realism ideas. (No DMs. Sorry! Way, way no time.)
kimberley♡ @simplykimberley
8K Followers 5K Following Let the most beautiful thing about you be your heart.
molly j @slugmagic
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