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Oh! I think we hit something. - I hope it's Flanders. #TheSimpsons #SkinnersSenseofSnow
Slow down. The sidewalks for regular walking not for fancy walking. #TheSimpsons #WhoShotMrBurnsPartTwo
Have the Rolling Stones killed. - Oh, sir, those aren’t — Do as I say! #TheSimpsons #Rosebud
Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife... Ow! #TheSimpsons #GrampavsSexualInadequacy
♪ You don’t win friends with salad ♪ ♪ You don’t win friends with salad ♪ ♪ You don’t win friends with salad ♪ #TheSimpsons #LisatheVegetarian
♪ I am so smart! I am so smart! ♪ ♪ I am so smart! I am so smart! ♪ ♪ S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T ♪ #TheSimpsons #HomerGoestoCollege
Seymour, the house is on fire! - No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights. - - Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham. #TheSimpsons #22ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-2. We had to say ‘dickety,’ ‘cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty.’ I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-six miles. #TheSimpsons #RagingAbeSimpsonandHisGrumblingGrandsoninTheCurseoftheFlyingHellfish
This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few “yes” or “no” questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? - Yes. #TheSimpsons #TheSpringfieldFiles
I sleep in a racing car. Do you? - I sleep in a big bed with my wife. #TheSimpsons #AMilhouseDivided
We’re talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. - SEX CAULDRON? - I thought they closed that place down. #TheSimpsons #GradeSchoolConfidential
Hi. It’s me again. I got another problem. Uh, this one’s about my cat. (meowing) Yeah! Shut up!! I’m asking her. #TheSimpsons #InMargeWeTrust
Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations. - Well, there’s… Jerry the cowboy. - And that Big Dipper-looking thing is Alan the cowboy. #TheSimpsons #BrotherfromtheSamePlanet
This is even more painful than it looks. #TheSimpsons #BrotherfromtheSamePlanet
Homer, where did you get that? - Get what? That giant donut. - Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that. #TheSimpsons #TreehouseofHorrorVI
Uh-oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snider. - Is that bad? Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. - You did? Replace the word “kinda” with the word “repeatedly” and the word “dog” with “son.” #TheSimpsons #MargeinChains
Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. (meow) I’m learnding. #TheSimpsons #LisaGetsanA
Wow. Classy. - Good evening, sir. - Would you please leave without a fuss right now? Okay. #TheSimpsons #FearofFlying
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@SimpsonsGreats “Larry and I have so much in common, Marge. “Way more than you and me. “If I could be stranded on an island with anyone, it would definitely be Larry.”
@SimpsonsGreats “Where you been, Homer? “The entire steel industry’s gay. “Aerospace, too, and the railroads. “And you know what else? “Broadway.”
@SimpsonsGreats “Hello, Smithers. “You’re. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On.” “Um, you should probably ignore that.”
@SimpsonsGreats “Oh, sure, there were a lot of laughs. “You probably couldn’t hear them. “The acoustics were so bad. “Yeah, the acoustics, that’s what it was.”
@SimpsonsGreats Hey @SimpsonsGreats, isn’t it about that time for Halloween quotes?
@SimpsonsGreats Check out this little fan metaverse Simpsons video i made x.com/afterglow377/s…
You’ve checked this Bible out every weekend for the last nine years. Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy one? - Perhaps on a librarian’s salary. #TheSimpsons
You’ve checked this Bible out every weekend for the last nine years. Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy one? - Perhaps on a librarian’s salary.
He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto should be "semper fudge." At that point, he told me to relax.
How were his test scores? - Let’s just say this — he spelled “Yale” with a six.
I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?
Beep beep! Out of my way! I'm a motorist. - That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B.
@SimpsonsGreats I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix
@SimpsonsGreats My dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food crazed maniac!
@SimpsonsGreats All those BALD children are arousing suspicion
@SimpsonsGreats Hold your ears while I say the secret password. Cheeeeeeese!
@SimpsonsGreats Principal skinner and Mrs Krabapel were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
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