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Le soleil était dans mes yeux. #LimbusCompany
“when you said ‘World Is Mine’ did that also include Domino’s Pizza?” “𝑜𝒽𝒽𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒷𝓇𝓊𝒽 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉???”
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WHOA NOW MARCILLE DON'T GET TOO POLITICAL #dungeonmeshi
MY INTERNET IS OUT FUCK
It's April 6th in Japan so Dandadan is officially one year old 🥳🥳🥳
I have a crippling monster addiction and not even in the “cutesy E-Girl way uwu kawaii way” it’s in the “I’m gonna die of heart palpitations by 30” way
ICYMI: Library of Ruina is coming to Nintendo Switch/Playstation 4 in Spring of 2024! 📖 - Game will be released in digital format only for North America and Europe regions. - Release Date TBA 📺Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=H2y7XK… #LoR #LibraryOfRuina
butcher romance #LCB
canto 6 // WHAT IF CATHY AND MARIE KISSED, INDEED!!!!!
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58K Followers 2K Following Made #SIGNALIS, a dark anime sci-fi survival horror game, with @antihelios_. OUT NOW ✨ Buy SIGNALIS: https://t.co/xe5F6A0kpiLe soleil était dans mes yeux. #LimbusCompany
“when you said ‘World Is Mine’ did that also include Domino’s Pizza?” “𝑜𝒽𝒽𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒷𝓇𝓊𝒽 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉???”
WHOA NOW MARCILLE DON'T GET TOO POLITICAL #dungeonmeshi
完成力🥺 是913 #LimbusComapny #Limbus_Comapny
It's April 6th in Japan so Dandadan is officially one year old 🥳🥳🥳
ICYMI: Library of Ruina is coming to Nintendo Switch/Playstation 4 in Spring of 2024! 📖 - Game will be released in digital format only for North America and Europe regions. - Release Date TBA 📺Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=H2y7XK… #LoR #LibraryOfRuina
butcher romance #LCB
Persona 4 fans playing their game blindfolded with earplugs in you love to see it…
@shadow_uhhh Yosuke commonly makes homophobic jokes and I took the whole Naoto arc as a bit transphobic
canto 6 // WHAT IF CATHY AND MARIE KISSED, INDEED!!!!!
Most unrealistic part of granblue is how everyone calls vane a stupid puppy and he’s somehow not starting every match with a boner