@ShitpostGate I push my fingers into my eyes. It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
@ShitpostGate Now, I'm usually against tipping...but some people genuinely deserve their tips.
@ShitpostGate Kind sir, thank you for the ferry though dangerous territory a steadfast 30 gold medallions for you and your ilk!
@ShitpostGate Well I mean you can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes