@ShitpostGate Can we at least split the difference? I don’t enjoy my steak tasting like a shoe
@ShitpostGate False, the time saved on digestion is paid back double in the time you spend chewing
@ShitpostGate @chefdangalhardo olha essa baboseira blasfêmia atrocidade
@ShitpostGate Steak snobs are really super weird tho. Does steak taste better rare? Sure. Is it as good as we pretend? Hell effing no. It's pretty good and very overpriced. Same sort of energy as wine snobs pretending anything they do matters
@ShitpostGate I want my steak to explode into dust when I try to eat it
@ShitpostGate Rare? Hell, I just pull the steak out the pack and eat it raw.
@ShitpostGate @alixdoesntexist Lies, well-done steak enjoyers can't even gloat about these things because they're too busy chewing for a millennium
@ShitpostGate Well done steak eater: you forgot *has no taste buds"