𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

Finally sober and, strangely enough, enjoying the most serene and lucid times I've ever known. open.spotify.com/track/05TrrXoq… Glasgow and South Ayrshire Joined January 2012

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

5 days ago

I honestly wouldn't mind the green party if they were into saving trees and bird sanctuaries, but it's the last thing on their minds. These Scottish weird fuckers care more about fat baldy women flapping their cocks about in lavvies and separating the country.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

6 days ago

Just finished this. Much better than the prequel. Now off a Sunday stroll round charity shops to see if I can find any of the other two in the series.

𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 months ago

Just finished this. Much better than the prequel. Now off a Sunday stroll round charity shops to see if I can find any of the other two in the series. https://t.co/GjNP1qnlgQ

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

6 days ago

Nearly got barred from a Wetherspoons yesterday. The one on West George St. I walked in and was about 10 metres inside the pub when a small bouncer popped up and said "Sorry sir, you've came in the exit door". I said "ok, mate. Well I'm in noo" and went to walk to the bar. He…

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

a week ago

I've got fuck all to say about anything today. Oh apart from.. Gonny go to Musselburgh on Saturday after I read about it's chippy winning awards. It has a Spoons too. I'm sitting here planning my day all content with my life. Speak later, lads xx

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 weeks ago

Michael Stewart hates football. He never done as well as first promised and resents the entire sport because of it. He wants us to suffer too. He's determined to ruin our joy of the sport with his constant whining and nitpicking. He's a dumpling cunt.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 weeks ago

I felt sorry for Humza after watching his interview. He's clearly on medication. At the end of the day he's only human. Flesh and blood, a man. He's not a bad person From Newton Mearns Went to Hutchie Grammar Never wanted for anything in his life. Had no idea what it's…

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 weeks ago

I was going to post a joke rumour about Murrell, but I shat it because it's a live police investigation. So, instead, I'll post something that's factual. He's a big baldy dumpling cunt.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

3 weeks ago

Sad news about Willie Limond. The only Limond in Scotland that I've heard of that wasn't a relation. My da's name was William Limond and so was my granda's and great granda's, oh and my cousin's name is Billy Limond. I feel as if I should be in mourning. RIP fellow Limond

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

4 weeks ago

Must be hell living on that Jasmine Allen estate. Nothing but trouble every time I hear Tosh talking about it.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

a month ago

Ally McCoist says 48,000 fans will be breaking the hate crime law at Ibrox on Sunday. Speak for yourself, Ally. I certainly won't be one of them. Mainly because I don't have a ticket.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

a month ago

Scotland fans booing Stevie Clarke and his players. Travelled all the way from Auchencuntfucker on public transport wearing a tartan skirt just to watch this pish.

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Le Souness @LeSouness

a month ago

The entire world is laughing at Scotland. A parochial backwater, run by cretins, who seem keen to send us back to the dark ages, undoing all the progress made since the enlightenment, ironically under the guise of progressivism.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 months ago

This hate crime bill is an example of why I would never want independence. Bills like this would be commonplace. Parochial nanny state meddling. At least with WM we have a little protection over some of their meddling.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 months ago

Just started reading this. Can tell after two chapters that it's going to be great.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 months ago

Just for clarity, I'll be reporting everyone who says something I find hateful from April 1st. Absolutely everything I disagree with that I think can be recorded as a hate crime will be reported. I have feelings. I want them respected and I want the police to be my new mummy.

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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐒 @ShawlandsLim

2 months ago

Comic Relief. We're all fucking skint, Lenny. We've took up knitting to make jumpers to keep us warm in bed, ya cunt yae. Ask British Gas for 1% of their profits and put Lineker on the living wage. People are flogging gear to buy Lidl beans. Stay the fuck away from me, Lenny.