Seinfeld @Seinfeld

The Unofficial Twitter For A Show About Nothing. Fan / Parody Account. 129 W. 81st Street, NY. Apt 5A Joined June 2013

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⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI

6 hours ago

Half time show in football, games gone….

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

18 hours ago

Masterchef sucks now

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

a day ago

@Antunes1 yea, free the half black guy who pimps and rapes white girls

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

2 days ago

cmon Argentina

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

2 days ago

who even watches these gay new movies anyway

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

4 days ago

@JG2mma unpriv the stream bro, i need to see the crashout 🤣😂

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🇦🇷 @NotLikeRuss

a week ago

Just loaded up zombies on black ops 2 and died 1st round

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Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA

a week ago

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow. I will overcome this. I will not be deterred. I will return.

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

a week ago

LMAO get the fuck out of here bro

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

a week ago

Why can my 10 year old iphone 7 illegaly stream stuff better than my new $3000 macbook?

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Erling Haaland @Erling

2 weeks ago

Well well well 😂

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

2 weeks ago

@MrBeast 8,678,868

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

2 weeks ago

I got gambling ptsd, I shake anxiously during a 20 cent BJ hand

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

2 weeks ago

The kākāpō is the world's heaviest flightless parrot Too heavy to fly, it spends its life walking through New Zealand's forests

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☧🇺🇸RavenRespecter✝️☧ @FormerlyGus

3 weeks ago

*some random liked your post from two years ago*

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Seinfeld @Seinfeld

3 weeks ago

I can’t wait to leave this fucking place and never see a brown or black person again

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𖤓 @unconquered_sol

a month ago

The Emperor is Bored — Henri-Paul Motte (1880)

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MeterPeter UFC @MeterPeterUFC_

4 weeks ago

At their most vulnerable, you can see the difference in their eyes... Beltless vs Double Champ mentality

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k4_nobody @k4_nobody

4 weeks ago

“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“ “Kill the endangered ponies." "W-what?" "Ban social media for everyone under 16." "B-but sir!" "Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences." “S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.” “Legalize incest.” “SIR!” “I quit.”