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🐶💟🐱 It’s #forgottensoulshour soon! UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT Join us to help longterm #rescue animals (awaiting a home over one year). All are welcome & all tweets/RT’s are appreciated! #rescues #shelters #adoptdontshop
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🐶💟🐱 Many thanks to all who participated in #forgottensoulshour today. So many of you joined in - we can’t list everyone - but pls know we appreciate you! Join us again next Thursday: UK: 9pm US: 4pm ET, 3 CT, 2 MT, 1 PT All are welcome & every tweet/RT helps!! #cats #dogs
💟 #Forgottensoulshour friends, please also join us for #RehomeHour on Tuesdays #RehomeHour tweets & RT’s #adoptable pets who need a new loving home. ALL ARE WELCOME to participate Every Tues 8pm UK, 3pm ET, 2 CT, 1 MT, 12 PT Hosted by @MillieOTLFP #adoptdontshop #dogs #cats
🐶💟🐱 Welcome to #forgottensoulshour, an hour every Thursday dedicated to raising awareness for shelter/rescue #animals waiting for their forever homes more than a year. Everyone is welcome to participate, and every tweet/RT helps! Ready? Let’s go!! #adoptdontshop #cats #dogs
As a person of French descent and guardian of two cats, it is understandable that I nickname them "chat 1" and "chat 2". As a cryptology enthusiast, SHA-1 is not as strong as his sister SHA-2, but they can both make a messy hash of a meal.
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TFW you need to explain that guacamole and whack-a-mole are not related.
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Me: Two AIs walk into a bar... AI: The degree of injury is dependent on the bar's substance (metal, wood, plastic), its height, its proximity in and to other structures (fences, cliffs, structures), and other factors.
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