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Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.
Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.
We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
Dammit! Been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.
I could do this all day son! teespring.com/all-day-son <--Today is the last day to order these
Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.
I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.
Judaism Son! newgirlfans.com/judaismson <-- Get the t-shirt
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience. Happy Valentine's Day!
I'm gonna go take a shower with Nick's bar soap like a common ranch hand.
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.
I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!
If you're trying to seduce me, don't dress up like my Aunt Frida at seder.
The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!
Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!
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