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I cover everything except my mouth and nose. I build trophy cases for the Minnesota Vikings. up Joined June 2014-
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-have always been dubious of Hockenson’s mental toughness. Organizations are notorious for tweeting “ahead of schedule” updates. It seems telling that there hasn’t been any. #Vikings
If you put 4 quarters in a pool table, 15 balls will drop. 15 balls will also drop with 4 quarters of throwing to Kadarius Toney.
The Vikings are your older brother who was great at sports in high school and college. He never had kids of his own but has a good heart. Also he fucks up everything he does because he’s a functional alcoholic.
The only true measure of wealth of a midwestern man is in the number of Menard’s buckets he owns
Norm MacDonald tells the moth joke. Behold a genius in action.
They said it’s win or go home. Well, I won and I’m curious if I can still just go home.?.
Meth has done more for the auto glass industry than hail storms ever could.
If you get a pair of gym shorts at 35, those are your gym shorts for life. I don’t make the rules
It’s weird that we just accepted that some #StreetFighter characters can conjure and propel balls of fire and that’s just a normal thing for a person to block with their forearm
When the dog bites…(which is a completely normal thing that happens), just simply remember some of your favorite things; and then you won’t feel so bad.
#QueenElizabeth was so recognizable due to the fact that the tv banner always told me who she was
After the 3rd failed attempt to convince captcha that I wasn’t a robot
Javonte Williams fantasy managers realizing it’s more and more likely Melvin Gordon isn’t coming back
Love how Kirk Cousins can diagnose a defense, know exactly where to go and then never go there
“Found dead in his hotel room” sounds exactly like something Bob Saget would’ve named one of his specials
He loved his new woolen socks and his linoleum floors…he will be missed
if that’s your girl why is her blood mixed with mine in the body of this flea
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Imagine that she has the same democratic voting power that you do. She will one day be your political leader; your kid's teacher; your surgeon; your mother. This is untenable.
Anti-Israel student activist says she it out protesting because “she wants empires to fall from the U.S. to Israel” She also says it’s time for: “a free Hawaii” These people hate America
You know, I don't think I'm going to listen to their concerns about the planet's climate.
Here’s what UCLA looks like right now:
@PFF where was rome supposed to go lmao?
god i hate scouting so much
💥💥 @theMMQB Lead 💥💥 The inside story of how the @AtlantaFalcons, @Vikings and @Broncos scouted, ID'd, and ultimately drafted their QBs of the future—with each landing on different take on which one was the best left after the Top 3. si.com/nfl/2024/04/29…
@zerohedge That applies IF there's no voter fraud, or IF Trump voters can cancel out the voter fraud. It doesn't stop me from worrying about another stolen election.
Some cultures have a birth rate that is above the replacement rate whereas the West does not. Hence, humans will still exist but civilizations rooted within the Western ethos will certainly die out, and be replaced by societies that are not very concerned with freedoms and…
If birth rates continue to plummet, human civilization will end youtu.be/Pb8fX30QuR0?si…
@pratski4412 B- is still a good grade lol how is this hating in anyway
yea man, that's fine. is everything that someone writes meant to endure through the ages. are you reading tweets looking for hemingway It's fun May content
@WillRagatz i think their cap room for free agents is going to disappear in a few days, signing jefferson
@TomPelissero Brian Flores effect is insane
Xavier Legette and Keon Coleman 2 of my favorite young WRs 😂😂😂. Their interviews are GOLD!!!!
Keon Coleman finished his press conference and immediately asked if he could have some snacks 😂 #BillsMafia @WKBW
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills. Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW
@Vikings @WillReichard if we ruin this guy we are officially cursed