SarcasticPresby @SarcasticPresby
Sure, I'd love to talk about your testimonial. Joined September 2012-
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Anyone worried about the future leaders of our church have never witnessed a group of youth convince their leader to let them play "Pterodactyl."
If you didn’t pose in front of a cross covered with flowers and share the pic on Instagram, did Easter even happen?
Ah, the smell of spring is almost in the air. I know that because it’s the time when churches feel like it’s their clever responsibility to inform their congregations about Daylight Saving Time.
Leftover disposable communion wafers will make great lumber on our next youth mission trip.
For those Presby youth who go to college and get radicalized by Chi Alpha, Lord, hear our prayer.
Any churches rent out the back 75% of sanctuary seating to Spirit Halloween?
If I tweet that John Calvin is just kind of okay, will I get stripped of my church committee assignments? Hypothetically...
After 3 weeks of speedy deliberation, Donald Trump has been banned from the CLC.
Anyone figure out a way to get the #COVID19 vaccine into the ashes for Ash Wednesday? Asking for me.
Did everyone get their Viewmaster with the slides for the next plenary? #ga224
Okay, wheels down in Baltimore. I'm sure I've missed the co-moderators election by now.
Ahhh, it's that time again. The air is chilly, the year is new, and it's "Presbyterian Outlook tries to get me to subscribe for their General Assembly special coverage" season.
Can we take some quick General Assembly advisory votes from the #ccm20 population? K, thanks.
How many Mumford and Sons sing-a-longs have there been at #ccm20 so far? 😀
Let's face it that most sermons don't get through to most of the congregation and just start telling people that those "I'm calling from the social security administration" phone calls are scams and to hang up.
Which one of you tattle-tails told the drummer in the lucite box that we weren’t turning on any of his microphones?
Churches should be required to indicate in their MIFs what percentage of their pulpit is lucite.
When the beginning of the potluck line looks like 30-50 feral hogs...
The #DemDebate was not unlike Sunday lunch two weeks after the new pastor arrives: even those who loved the previous pastor are rationalizing why she wasn't as good as they once thought just so they can sleep at night knowing she's gone.
They may not all go to seminary, but how many years of school does it take for big box church pastors to all learn to use the same tone and intonation in their Facebook videos and radio ads?
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@SarcasticPresby I don't know what pastors are getting so bent out of shape about. I've been going to Our Lady of the Holy Omelet Bar for the past ten years, and they have no trouble getting butts in the booths.
@SarcasticPresby HAHAHAHAHA oh how close that is to suggestions I've heard. One person suggested we go visit church members with a saddle bag for them to put their pledge cards in, so we could "ROUND UP" our budget.
@SarcasticPresby I laughed way too hard at that.
@RevRedacted Get yourself in the calendar and I'll make a motion!
Pastor pro-tip: Make sure your terms of call include a bonus for being pictured in the Presbyterian Planning Calendar.
"there is language in brackets that is neither struck nor underlined" may be the new winner of The Most Presbyterian Thing I've Ever Heard Award. @SarcasticPresby
@SarcasticPresby Finally, a breakout I can get behind!
Flight: When discussing use of arm rest, partner on right said, "We'll use mutual forbearance." I said, are you Presbyterian?" "Yes." #GA222
I will add one - Just thinking it is only Monday and I have had too little sleep and will be running on coffee x.com/sarcasticpresb…
Can I get an "ahem" if you've heard more than 2 "gotta get coffe" type statements already this morning? #ga222
@SarcasticPresby my statements are usually worthy of censure. #recoveringseminarian
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@SarcasticPresby I'm doing both! #nextchurch2015
@SarcasticPresby twerkin' for Jesus has been a successful outreach for the church I serve
@SarcasticPresby hahaha! I love Gradye... But may I suggest that perhaps your dating pool might be a wee bit shallow?
Forgot to report this but in the Baltimore airport I almost bought Barack Obama memorabilia.
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@SarcasticPresby never. no sarcasm ever.
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