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If a mountain of beers and burgers haven't fallen from the sky on you yet, Homer is flying to you! #twixmas
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Santa-Homer is flying towards Christmas on his deer: http://ow.ly/L7IH #twixmas
Flying over the house of Flanders. Should I drop a petard into his pipe? Flanders - jerk! http://ow.ly/L7IH #twixmas
The most sensitive and responsive people are bartenders, and not just at Christmas! http://ow.ly/NhzH
D'oh! It's good that my deer are able to dodge planes so well! http://ow.ly/M4Ol #twixmas
Woohoo! Santa-Homer! I already harnessed my reindeer - wait for me with gifts! http://ow.ly/L7GD #twixmas
I like to drink in a large company, lets meet on Christmas night all together? http://ow.ly/Nhz1
Three main features of Christmas: Beer, burger and Santa Homer! http://ow.ly/L7Eu #twixmas
Turkey, turkey, I have 100000 turkeys on my Lapland Farm ... MMM ... Yummy! #twixmas
Hamburger, juicy hamburger! I'll have a bite and go fix my beard! http://ow.ly/M4Ol #twixmas
Lisa, why do you pack gifts so long? Xmas is very soon, you need to hurry! Hurry! http://ow.ly/MhNa #twixmas
Do you know why polar bears can not eat my deer? I parked them on the roof! http://ow.ly/MhNa #twixmas
Santa-Homer - I will make your Christmas! http://ow.ly/L7wD #twixmas
Stupid Flanders! Stupid Flanders! Stupid Flanders! I will be Santa Number One! And do not hesitate! http://ow.ly/L7tE #twixmas
NOOOOOOOO! Stupid deer ate my donut - Bart, why don't you watch the deers!? http://ow.ly/M4Ol #twixmas
NOOOOOOOO! Why didn't I shut the window when I filled a bath? Now it turned into a piece of ice! http://ow.ly/M4Nn #twixmas
Homy! Homy! - Marge, I don't like when you call me that - I'm SANTA-HOMER !!!!! http://ow.ly/M4MY #twixmas
I'm not on the first place! Noooo!!!! Vote for Homer, only for Homer. The holiday is coming, vote for Santa-Homer! http://ow.ly/L7Bz
And do you know who best sings Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells? - Santa-Homer! http://ow.ly/M4Ol #twixmas
D'oh ... I'm not on the 1st place. Why the hell not?? Support me with your vote http://ow.ly/L7ol #twixmas
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