Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

My reality is no where near what you believe to be real...Nor is your reality what I believe to be real. So try to understand...Nothing is real, nothing... Denver, CO Joined February 2013

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SportsCenter @SportsCenter

5 years ago

What type of wizardry is this? 🔮🧐

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Emily Kleinfelter @BikeThisCity

5 years ago

Have you seen the new @DenverPolice bikes? They’re pretty large and gas-guzzling! Seriously, DPD? Do better. You’re setting a poor example for others that it’s permissible to park/block bike lanes and endanger bike riders. I thought your job was to protect and serve?

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

6 years ago

@ZachWritesStuff @think_wilder Oh Santa! Just what I've always dreamed of one day having, just like all the rich kids! Now I don't have to worry about my extensive career as a drug addict/criminal being a part of who I am ever again! It's like I never even had the thought of possibly sucking a dick for crack!

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Pito con patas @pitoconpatas

7 years ago

#LaBarbaEsElRey No.4178

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

7 years ago

@DiamondandSilk @realDonaldTrump @POTUS For those of you who are talking crap about this picture obviously you are ignorant to the subject and have not done your research on the subject on which you are commenting on spreading the ignorance that you have absorbed from other people who are also equally as ignorant.

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

7 years ago

@DiamondandSilk @realDonaldTrump @POTUS That's what I'm talkin about go Trump he doesn't care what color you are all he cares about is that you're here legally and you doing the right thing.

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

8 years ago

Sweety taking her first solo bike ride by herselfj, my little girsl is growing up so fast! @ Denver, Colorado instagram.com/p/BoPtrliB5Gq/…

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

8 years ago

Sweety took the control and we almost died... @ Downtown Denver instagram.com/p/BoPtCLhhFQn/…

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump @JudgeJeanine Yeah! What he said!!!

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

8 years ago

.@JudgeJeanine “Bob Mueller, isn’t your whole investigation premised on a Fake Dossier, paid for by Hillary, created by a man who hates Donald Trump, & used to con a FISA Court Judge. Bob, I really think it’s time for you to give up your phony investigation.” No Collusion!

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

8 years ago

@Alex_More_xxx What city?

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Rob Whitehall Ⓥ @robdoubleyoo

8 years ago

This is food? The suffering and life of a harmless creature dismissed with the turn of a blade. Have mercy - #govegan #animalrights

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

8 years ago

@9NEWS I am homeless and it is cold and raining... I wish I could sleep safely somewhere, I'm so tired... #ornotroyalwedding

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

9 years ago

Aiming for first flight of Falcon Heavy on Feb 6 from Apollo launchpad 39A at Cape Kennedy. Easy viewing from the public causeway.

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Samuel Dean @SamuelsAwake

9 years ago

@joerogan Wow, wtf!!!...this must be a parallel universe because the I'm from that's called "adultery". How can it be good for you to watch your girl get sweated on, pounded and nutted in by another guy and afterwards be like "Nice, thanks bro for railing my wife, I needed that, c u tmrw?"