Samantha Mason @Sammmasonn
Welcome to my shitshow. etsy.com/shop/RDBabyBou… Nevada, USA Joined April 2018-
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I forgot I have to work in the morning.. I’m going to be tired AF.
I hate all these “addiction is a disease” ass bitches. The fuck no it’s not. YOU CHOSE TO DO DRUGS AND DRINK.
I’m so proud of my bestie. 😢
If you see me with a black eye mind your business. My toddler gave me a knee to the eye 😂😩
Unpopular opinion but I could eat a whole bucket of coleslaw I love it so much. 🤤
I’ve got an itch to appease the mental health gods… I’m going to go get my nose pierced.
One of my many adopted moms just said to me “ I absolutely LOVE you as a mother” and you know what that made my heart so fucking happy. 😭 I think that’s a beautiful way to tell someone who’s been through hell and back with their own mother that they’re doing a good job. ❤️
I told Siri to kill me and this bitch tried to call 911 😂
I’m so fucking distraught from looking into baby Jailyns death. 😩
“it’s fine everything happens for a reason”
Oh my God. Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea. 🥲
I’m having a REALLY hard time realizing that my son belongs in public too. He’s a human. It’s not even like he is screaming and kicking the whole time we were in public. He never does that he just makes noises with his trucks and wants to walk around.
Periods need to be 45 mins max. Dispel the underutilized egg and get tf out my face
I've been questioning systems for the past 14 years: The industrial food system The public education system The pharmaceutical system The consumer debt system Turns out, most of the paths they tell you are non-optional are, in fact, VERY optional.
I know my period is coming up when I start feeling like this
this gotta be one of the worst feelings you can experience
You ever have a migraine and want to cover your face but scared you’ll get hit in the head with a monster truck?
when I sneeze on my period
Nelle 🔥 @Nelle1191367
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Daniel Jang @jang_danie67795
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Tiny Princess Sophie .. @Tiny_Bladder
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Sh0ot3rMccGavin @Sh0ot3rMccGavin
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sunflower mama 🌻 @mamakarissa
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Morgan Cole Wallen Fa.. @MorganC14581291
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madison @mamaxmads
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Chris walls @etzwallz
141 Followers 2K Following fly_fight_win💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻private pilot🛫🛫Blackhawk waggler✈🛩party animal🤡🤡💥
Olivia Rodriguez @olivia_aivilo22
176 Followers 577 Following Eli David• Down syndrome| Mama of 4| 🐶Aussie’s🐾| Believer. Forgiven| 💍Landon
lil spooky 🥀 @spoooks_mcgee
179 Followers 422 Following AJ | she/her | ISTJ-T | 🏳️🌈 | guilty of being enslaved to booktok
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human moo @hang0utonclouds
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Bryan @Bryan098120711
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The Child Obliterator @yumkidsareyum
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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate
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CrypticChronicles @CrypticChrncles
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William Hedrick @WilliamHed72043
6 Followers 12 Following
CAL FIRE/Butte County.. @CALFIRE_ButteCo
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Doc Johnson @TheOriginalDoc
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Everything Out Of Con.. @EverythingOOC
1.0M Followers 2K Following EOOC 💀 DM about credit 🔈no gimmick just random funny stuff & sharing my thoughts *.✧_ Use code EVERYTHINGOOC in fortnite item store
Sh0ot3rMccGavin @Sh0ot3rMccGavin
154 Followers 303 Following Dick/Head - #1 Tarkov player in my house 🔥 Twitch Affiliate | Pro Tarkov Death Screener | Shit Talk Enthusiast Email: [email protected]
Tequilafied @MargaritaSippin
2K Followers 350 Following 30-something who sometimes does cool shit but mostly likes to nap
GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺.. @girthmasterr
625K Followers 3K Following Australian adult creator & himbo with a nice 🍆 Everybody is welcome 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
TheFleshMechanic👨�.. @FleshMechanic19
279K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦 👨🏻🔧18+, mostly no paywalls on Onlyfans, only play tested and swabbed(+mgen), I’m 6’1” 200lbs, top 0.1% I don’t drink smoke or do drugs
sunflower mama 🌻 @mamakarissa
1K Followers 453 Following boy mom x 2 • wife • thirty-one • gamer • lover of spicy books, home decor, tats, sarcasm, iced coffee & the ocean. I cuss a lot. mental health advocate.
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 248 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs
1.1M Followers 637 Following New, 18 song album Gettin’ Old out now! Listen here: https://t.co/tfjIn1ButZ
Morgan @morgan_sawick1
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RANCH DRESS'N @Ranchdressn
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The Piano Guys @ThePianoGuys
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Daniel Jang @djang90
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morgan wallen @MorganWallen
758K Followers 1K Following Southern boy by God's grace. Love Jesus, music, and my fam. RIP Grandad RIP T Cliff IG: morganwallen
madison @mamaxmads
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Joan Jett & the Black.. @joanjett
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TwitchCon @TwitchCon
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droid mom @momofdroids
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human moo @hang0utonclouds
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Diplomatist_Powerful�.. @Diplomatist_P
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Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy
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Airbnb @Airbnb
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Bryan @Bryan098120711
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Bruce D. Perry, M.D.,.. @BDPerry
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Lainey Wilson @laineywilson
153K Followers 637 Following “Country’s Cool Again” out now 🤠 Listen to my GRAMMY-Award winning album #BellBottomCountry now.I have 9 weeks left of being pregnant and finally starting to feel uncomfortable/ swollen 🙃😵💫 missing the gym for over a week really made it worse
I found this play kitchen forever ago on the side of the road and they never play with it in their bedroom - took it outside and I’m letting them have a mud kitchen 😂
I’m so excited to have a son & daughter! What a blessing to be able to experience raising a boy & a girl . 9 more weeks until baby L is here 🥹🤍🤍
Grieving the loss of a person who’s still here is a different level of pain .
Just completed my first clinical shift as a nursing student 🩺🫠
I can’t stop eating grilled cheese this is like day 5 of it being my only meal
Wedding shoes ordered, jewelry ordered, shareware ordered. Ready to schedule my fittings 🥹🤍
My new social security card came in with my new legal name 🥹
What if our kids could recognize native plants as quickly as the latest cartoon character? Or were as comfortable making food as beating a level in a video game? Kids are more than capable. We just have to give them the chance.
I love pretending to be annoyed at my husband grabbing my ass but then when i do the little bend in front of him and he doesn’t???? Ruins my whole day cause sir are we not in love?
So our pay went up at Starbucks and this lady was mad over the price increase on her drink. I get that, but she really had the audacity to tell me “you’re welcome for your raise” 🙃😵💫 Oh I’m sorry I don’t think I deserved a living wage either ma’am. Have a great day!
Sometimes I worry that the homestead community keeps riling themselves up over conspiracies b/c fear is a cheap motivator. But finding your intrinsic motivation will keep you going longer, regardless of whether or not the sky is falling.
The Prairie Homestead Cookbook turns 5 years old today! 🥳 If you had told my 18-year old self who HATED cooking that I'd end up writing a best-selling cookbook one day, I would have said you were out of your mind.
90s scream movie vibes
Sabrina Carpenter stuns for SKIMS.
I just pulled a blood clot almost a foot long out of my nose wtf
I have a secret: I’m an awful mom. I don’t do Easter baskets, valentines baskets, or spooky baskets. My kids don’t expect gifts for every single random holiday.
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