Samit Malkani @Samit
Reader, writer, geek. Husband to @Saanwari, book-reader to Reyaan. Head Brand+Social+Events Marketing for Google in SEA. Tweets are personal. Jokes are dad. linkedin.com/in/samitmalkani Singapore Joined November 2008-
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This could be huge. And not out of the realm of possibility. #advertising #agencies digiday.com/media-buying/s…
Open happiness, indeed. The Brutality of Sugar: Debt, Child Marriage and Hysterectomies nytimes.com/2024/03/24/wor…
As an avid @Reddit lurker (and occasional poster), I love and completely agree with this story. Reddit’s I.P.O. Is a Content Moderation Success Story nytimes.com/2024/03/21/tec…
Got scammed in 🇦🇷 Buenos Aires with the famous "extra zero" scam at Órale Juanito Palermo, mexican resto Receipt said 24,100 ARS = $28 Then they charged me 241,000 ARS = $280 Staff was rly friendly UNTIL we found out, started ignoring us, didn't wanna talk, didn't wanna return…
But of course the trolls are after me now 🥴 Blocking them all, but important to share just how difficult it is to share any opinion on the internet.
I've wondered for years when this would happen. Turns out it's now. businessinsider.com/apple-lawsuit-…
Brutus: Have you checked in your bags, Caeser? Caeser: Yet to, Brutus.
Brutus: Have you checked in your bags, Caeser? Caeser: Yet to, Brutus.
Near-future Zomato customer complaints, requests, and reactions: 1. "Hey Zomato, I saw the pure-veg delivery guy eating biryani outside a stall serving chicken biryani earlier today. Please check his eating preferences and fix them, if you can." 2. New notice in apartment…
THE BATMAN was released 2 years ago this week. Robert Pattinson’s debut as the Dark Knight, and among the more grounded takes on the character, the making of story is as epic and terrifying as Gotham City… 1/47
Took some pushing, but I finally got there. Wordle 997 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[THREAD] A Shakespearean dilemma to end it all - to nudge for a 1 or to smash it for a 4 ? Ponting had fielders up in the ring to save the single. So much so that Boucher could just chip Lee over the mid-on and that'd be it. Getting out wasn't an option. After all *that*. 1/
What a story. And what a man. @ImRo45 sounds like the kind of leader I'd follow...and I've been lucky to have had a couple like him. espncricinfo.com/story/r-ashwin…
Gabbar @GabbbarSingh
1.5M Followers 1K Following Co-founder @JoinHoodApp | Founder @GingerMonkeyIN | parody
Ramki @ramkid
28K Followers 1K Following Once in a while, I tell a twory. Founder, Cartwheel Creative Consultancy
Satbir Singh @thesatbir
27K Followers 993 Following Writer of campaigns like Incredible!ndia & Bajaate Raho. Founder & CCO, @thinkstr The views are my own. Sometimes, those of the whisky I've been having.
Google India @GoogleIndia
1.5M Followers 53 Following Searching for ways to make small businesses 💼 and our coffee ☕ stronger. Building a safer internet for a billion Indians 🌐
Shephali Bhatt @ShephaliBhatt
27K Followers 2K Following Tech Reporter, @EconomicTimes. Chronicling how the internet transforms the way we live, and how corporates adapt to those changing ways. Views, personal.
Gautam @gautxm
2K Followers 640 Following ceo & co-founder @talentedagency. figuring out agency leadership & the right 🚴♂️ posture.
bhatnaturally �.. @bhatnaturally
19K Followers 2K Following Marketing & Advertising mostly | Random observations | Apple fan | Tulu- Madhwa | Tweets are personal.
Priyal @priyal
29K Followers 807 Following All things happy and filmy. @ISBEdu @CityUniLondon alum. Marketeer by day, pop culture by night. Bollywood all day, all night. Tweets are personal.
YouTube India @YouTubeIndia
1.8M Followers 426 Following YouTube has 7 letters for a reason 👑 | For support: @TeamYouTube
Vardhman Jain @lightroastguy
5K Followers 5K Following Zero to one guy| Coffee snob| IPA Fan| Dark Chocolate| Mental health over any damn thing.
Nikhil Merchant @nikhil_merchant
13K Followers 1K Following • Gourmand turned Gastronome • I did not pay so lost my blue tick ~ Nonchalantly dons a toque & cooks up a storm | F&B Writer | Luxé Lifestyle | LA | BOM
Kiran Manral @KiranManral
77K Followers 3K Following Books: https://t.co/u6RDzVXbEg | Podcasts Chasing Creativity: https://t.co/RsSBYDeRzn | Not Your Aunty: https://t.co/FcGglxcHj8
Varun Duggirala @varunduggi
11K Followers 1K Following #SlowHustleEntrepreneur Build-Grow-Rest-Repeat 🚀Co-Founder & CCO Emomee | Serial Entrepreneur | Investor | Author 🎙️Podcast “Take aPause”
Sohini M. @Mittermaniac
14K Followers 2K Following Biz journalist. Socially awkward. Love cricket, cinema, poetry and sunsets. Photography 📸 is passion!
Hardik Shah @hardik
7K Followers 1K Following 💻 @socialoffline. XR & Consumer Tech | ❤️ Wearables. Alum: @SnapAR | @xbox | @MSNIndia | @videogram | @superfan. 👻: hardik.
Nik @nikster007
6K Followers 2K Following Just a bloke who likes his vodka , cigars n cars. Here for the content n shitposting
Ajay Awtaney @LiveFromALounge
35K Followers 3K Following Aviation/Hospitality & Loyalty Journo | Miles & Points Nerd | Indian Credit Card Expert | #paxex | #avgeek | flown over a million miles| @skift @ndtvprofitindia
Social Samosa @Social_Samosa
44K Followers 140 Following Social Samosa - think social #LeadingThought #InfluencingtheInfluencers #EnablingIndustry
Aruj Garg @ArujGarg1
190 Followers 151 Following Interested in sustainability, promoting local businesses and food. Building brands @RebelFoods1 . Previously @cultfitofficial, Bhukkad
Adnan khan @iamadnankhan004
415 Followers 822 Following Marketing @Google | Ex @Amazon | Influencer Marketing | Creator Economy
Life Quest Books📚 @LifeQuestBooks
147 Followers 3K Following Discover the magic of Life Quest Books! 📚 Explore our created collection and adventure with every turn of the page. Dare to dream, dare to discover with us!
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Kingfloristpalangkara.. @Kingfloristplk
6 Followers 695 Following Toko Bunga segar Palangkaraya menyediakan karangan bunga, papan bunga, bunga meja bunga salib, bunga bucket dll.. hub: 087748567736
Apurva Chamaria @a1purva
11K Followers 8K Following #Entrepreneur @Google ex SVP/ CoS to CEO @tech_mahindra, ex-CRO @Rategain ex-VP @hcltech Bestselling Author @PenguinIndia @BloomsburyIndia @HBSAlumni @TiEDelhi
Wisdom-Time Books & P.. @manofthepulpit
806 Followers 1K Following Writing has been part of my life since my childhood. Every environment inspires me to write something. https://t.co/634vvKSB4s
Tony Steele @tds122
4K Followers 4K Following twitters best sports journo . fluent in english & hindi . manchester united , miami dolphins , lancs & england cricket . take bad photos of great sunsets
Conny92 @Conny926742021
35 Followers 158 Following
🍓🍋Murielle 🇫.. @Mu_Ri_Elle
6K Followers 3K Following After rain comes sunshine 🌞 #WeThe15 #InvictusGames #OrionNebula @AllBlacks 🏉 The Royal Family never deserved #MeghanMarkle and #PrinceHarry 👸🏽❤️🤴🏻
Mikołaj Miedź @anapanasa
16 Followers 112 Following
Denise Oliver @DenisekdOliver
9 Followers 394 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😼 They are ready to meet See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/lF8azuaaYo
Vishal @Viiissshhh123
0 Followers 12 Following
Aditya Srivastav @Aditya_DSAI
6 Followers 114 Following I am a second-year BCA student with a specialization in Data Science and Artificial Intelligence. My passion lies in applying technical skills.
Heather Parkinson @HeagyParkinson
2 Followers 54 Following Beсоme a populаr acсоunt https://t.co/TgPjyrAuLm
Rakesh Official @raakesh_06
30 Followers 862 Following
GURUBAJ_MISHRA _SINGE.. @PAPPURANJA21852
417 Followers 5K Following 🙏ओम बागेश्वरआए नम:🙏मुझे अपने आप पर गर्व है कि मैं हिंदू हूं और हिंदुस्तानी हूं जय श्री राम सीताराम बागेश्वर धाम सरकार की जय सनातन धर्म की जय हिंदू राष्ट्र की
AnnSign @AnnSignDesign
583 Followers 2K Following Welcome to my World of Graphic Design and Morse Code Inspiration #zazzlemade #redbubble #amazon #morsecode #annsign https://t.co/n0JV5KfoFp
Nitish Kumar @nitishkumar8002
308 Followers 4K Following
Varun @vsb6623
100 Followers 409 Following High school senior with a knack for web design and UI/UX. Dreaming of a future as a full-stack developer/SDE or UX/UI designer. 🌐🎨 #CodingPassion #FutureTech
Manish Gupta @ManishGupt86968
399 Followers 5K Following My name is Manish Gupta I am fromPunjab jalandhar (doaba) Muje Abhi Ap sabhi ki bahut jayada jarut hai plzz mere help kijiye 🙏🙏 😭😭😭 #justiceforamamgupta
Shreyas Jain @shreyasjain236
8 Followers 119 Following I𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆, 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁, 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲
Pro.Adnan khan @AdnanHu67559364
160 Followers 2K Following We'll bring the 🌎 to you. I want to become a well Doctor Insha'Allah.
Servesh Singh@SS🇮�.. @ServeshOfficial
1K Followers 4K Following SHARE MARKET INVESTMENT EXPERT@ SERVESH SINGH {§§}. NEVER GIVE UP BECAUSE GREAT THINGS TAKE TIME. ONE DAY EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. 👍💪🙏🔥❤️💯💯 🇮🇳🫡
Rudraprasad Mohapatra @rajarudraaa
40 Followers 670 Following नमस्ते सदा वत्सले मातृभूमे, त्वया हिन्दुभूमे सुखं वर्धितोऽहम् । 🇮🇳Odia pua◆ GSHS'18●KAC'20●DRIEMS'24 🚀 Into Web App Development 👩💻
Rahul Mishra @DigitalRahulM
44K Followers 4K Following Organic #Growth Strategist (SEO & Twitter) 🚀 | Personal #Branding Consultant | Helping Brands & #Entrepreneurs with #DigitalPR & SEO | Tweets on Marketing :)
NAKESHA @NAKfxumESHA
1 Followers 26 Following
Muhammad Ali jatoi @alijatoi92
96 Followers 652 Following PPP Digital Media & PSF District Sujawal 🇱🇾
Jennifer Chhor @petitebawi
532 Followers 750 Following Enthusiastic about everything. Mostly, the internet, books, travel and digital literacy.
The Shop Scanner @ShopScannerIN
806 Followers 5K Following Your ultimate source for lightning-fast updates on top e-commerce price drops in India! Unleash savings with Shop Scanner! 💸🛍️ #ShopSmart #DealsGuru
Siva Chandran @Siva9590
6 Followers 44 Following
LAEL @LkpfnAEL
96 Followers 152 Following
SADIE @SADnvgtIE
26 Followers 147 Following
Mohammed Aleem @mdaleem238
423 Followers 5K Following Elevating the digital landscape with strategic creativity. Pioneering innovation in every pixel. Welcome to the realm of a professional digital creator. 🚀🎨 #D
M RAMESH BABU @MRAMESHBABU15
157 Followers 4K Following
VVIP @Shailendra29725
162 Followers 2K Following
Chaitanya Paigude @ChaitanyaP2004
7 Followers 119 Following
Suheb mansoori @SuhebMansoori01
43 Followers 934 Following somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Space is an inspirational concept that allows you to dream big 🩷🩷Olympus Mons🩷🩷
Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal
83K Followers 1K Following Communications strategy consultant (see pinned tweet). Connect with me for corporate workshops on personal branding. No paid posts - my words are not for sale.
Gabbar @GabbbarSingh
1.5M Followers 1K Following Co-founder @JoinHoodApp | Founder @GingerMonkeyIN | parody
Ramki @ramkid
28K Followers 1K Following Once in a while, I tell a twory. Founder, Cartwheel Creative Consultancy
Satbir Singh @thesatbir
27K Followers 993 Following Writer of campaigns like Incredible!ndia & Bajaate Raho. Founder & CCO, @thinkstr The views are my own. Sometimes, those of the whisky I've been having.
Google India @GoogleIndia
1.5M Followers 53 Following Searching for ways to make small businesses 💼 and our coffee ☕ stronger. Building a safer internet for a billion Indians 🌐
PG @PGAditiya
3K Followers 1K Following being built by @TalentedAgency & @thenewthing_in | ex-CCO webchutney | this is my linkedin
Vir Das @thevirdas
7.6M Followers 163 Following Comedian/Actor/Weirdass Comedy/ Biscuit Lover. My new NETFLIX SPECIAL, LANDING streams on Dec 26th https://t.co/K5ASsmS2dJ WEBSITE: https://t.co/TtAHmwlE4S
Shephali Bhatt @ShephaliBhatt
27K Followers 2K Following Tech Reporter, @EconomicTimes. Chronicling how the internet transforms the way we live, and how corporates adapt to those changing ways. Views, personal.
Gautam @gautxm
2K Followers 640 Following ceo & co-founder @talentedagency. figuring out agency leadership & the right 🚴♂️ posture.
Deepak Gopalakrishnan @chuck_gopal
17K Followers 333 Following Content handyman. Freelancer. Ultracrepidarian. 🎙️: Simblified, Origin of Things, Getting Meta ✍️: Things of Internet ❤️: Prog, metal, cold water, puns, 🚴
bhatnaturally �.. @bhatnaturally
19K Followers 2K Following Marketing & Advertising mostly | Random observations | Apple fan | Tulu- Madhwa | Tweets are personal.
Priyal @priyal
29K Followers 807 Following All things happy and filmy. @ISBEdu @CityUniLondon alum. Marketeer by day, pop culture by night. Bollywood all day, all night. Tweets are personal.
India Wants To Know: .. @IWTKQuiz
44K Followers 0 Following Making India smarter, kinder & funnier one fact at a time! 20% bad jokes | 80% fun facts https://t.co/LzZgDhhVkD https://t.co/J7pTeOI4dX
YouTube India @YouTubeIndia
1.8M Followers 426 Following YouTube has 7 letters for a reason 👑 | For support: @TeamYouTube
वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover
418K Followers 769 Following All the world's a Mahesh Bhatt film. We are but Avtar Gills in it. PR agent of cats. He/him. (DP art made by Bob/Bobby urf Saswata/Susruta of Kolkata)
Oindrila @Oinx_roy
1K Followers 928 Following Managing Director at Publicis India. Curiosity. Creativity. Culture. Views are strictly personal.
Abhishek Baxi @baxiabhishek
51K Followers 1K Following Independent Tech Journalist | Digital Consultant | Bylines in @MorningContext, @Mint_Lounge, @newslaundry, @Forbes, et al. | Founder @ThePodcastHub
Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj
167K Followers 2K Following Work in sport. Quiz. Read. Write. Try to think.
The Key @thekeyinsight
170 Followers 412 Following Opening people's hearts and minds. Researching brands, buying and behavior.
Good News Network @goodnewsnetwork
40K Followers 550 Following Delivering news stories of hope to inspire millions worldwide. We're in our 23rd year, with over 600k Facebook fans. https://t.co/qL9hqOp7L7…
Aruj Garg @ArujGarg1
190 Followers 151 Following Interested in sustainability, promoting local businesses and food. Building brands @RebelFoods1 . Previously @cultfitofficial, Bhukkad
IndianPremierLeague @IPL
8.8M Followers 156 Following Follow to get exclusive and real-time Indian Premier League news and updates.
Ratan N. Tata @RNTata2000
12.9M Followers 7 Following Chairman Emeritus, Tata Sons. Chairman, Tata Trusts
derek walker @dereklwalker
11K Followers 3K Following I'm chief instigator, janitor, secretary and mailroom person for brown and browner advertising.
Bishontherockz 2.0 (p.. @BishOnTheRockx
1K Followers 46 Following Previous account @BishonTheRockzz got suspended.
Matt Klein @KleinKleinKlein
4K Followers 340 Following Theorizing Culture Head of Foresight @Reddit Writer of the Webby-Winning: https://t.co/MJIzQ4LN3T
Drinks Break @DrinksBreak19
3K Followers 2K Following Your one-stop destination for all things cricket! #stufflisting #stufflistingarmy
neha @neharedy
9K Followers 980 Following i love a good analogy. building @antlerglobal’s brand in india. just thinking out loud here. views very personal.
Archaeology Magazine @archaeologymag
597K Followers 387 Following Archaeology Magazine tells the story of the human past through articles that explore the latest discoveries from around the world.
NASA Universe @NASAUniverse
1.0M Followers 89 Following Your backstage pass to the universe and how NASA studies it. Verification: https://t.co/8yJgpYaajm
Tony Steele @tds122
4K Followers 4K Following twitters best sports journo . fluent in english & hindi . manchester united , miami dolphins , lancs & england cricket . take bad photos of great sunsets
Supernotes @supernotesapp
4K Followers 2 Following Free your thoughts, tasks and notes with Supernotes ✨ 📱 Download → https://t.co/dVPYh03X4R 👥 Community → https://t.co/d8NGyDlUs6
Unofficial Austin Gui.. @SXUnofficial365
4K Followers 2 Following Going to SXSW? Follow our unofficial #SXSW2024 account for the latest SXSW 2024 parties, secret shows, RSVPs, & more! NOT affiliated w/ @SXSW
NASA JPL @NASAJPL
3.9M Followers 127 Following The Jet Propulsion Laboratory manages many of NASA's robotic missions exploring Earth, the solar system, and our universe. (Verification: https://t.co/iicDVgZd2m)
NASA Exhibit @NASAExhibit
19K Followers 178 Following Explore the universe and our home planet with @NASA virtual exhibits, live events, online activities and more! 🚀🤓🤩👩🏾🚀
Arnab Biswas @arnabsays
1K Followers 2K Following Fund manager at Edge Innovation ventures focused on Media, Technology and Space.
Meenakshi Karanth @meanymeen
2K Followers 2K Following Tablescape Artist: CustomerSuccess:Edudha Digital Nomad : Mother : Wizcraft loyalist : Ex Sprinklrite : https://t.co/aNOjHannWN : Foodie : Culinary Arti
Sandeep Ramesh @SandeepRamesh
1K Followers 3K Following Co-founder @ Calvinball Tech| We arm teams with AI-superpowers on-demand| Podcast host|Enterprise AI, Big Tech, Cricket| Past - @ Google @ Columbia
Jawn Staley 🐴🤠�.. @errinhaines
88K Followers 7K Following Editor at Large @19thnews and host of The Amendment podcast. @MSNBC Contributor. Devout 🍑. Practicing Philadelphian. Proverbs 31:31
Katie Couric @katiecouric
1.7M Followers 5K Following Journalist, @SU2C founder, podcaster, and co-founder of the eponymous Katie Couric Media. #1 New York Times bestselling author (Couldn’t resist)
Brooke Shields @BrookeShields
87K Followers 576 Following Mom, actor, model, author, and entrepreneur. Founder of Beginning is Now ☀️ Listen to #NowWhat? with Brooke Shields wherever you get your podcasts 🧡
The Rundown AI @TheRundownAI
130K Followers 100 Following Daily AI newsletter with over 500,000+ readers. Get the latest in AI and learn how to apply it in 5 minutes. By @rowancheung
Rowan Cheung @rowancheung
497K Followers 373 Following Founder @therundownai. Sharing the latest developments in the world of artificial intelligence.
Killed by Google @killedbygoogle
52K Followers 201 Following Disappointment as a Service #TransRightsAreHumanRights #StandWithUkraine 👋🔪💀 (they/he)
Jennifer Chhor @petitebawi
532 Followers 750 Following Enthusiastic about everything. Mostly, the internet, books, travel and digital literacy.
Shalini Pillai Banerj.. @shpillai
28 Followers 58 Following Can't wake up without coffee. Love storytelling - whether at work or a walking tour or a museum. Connecting the dots between tech & human insight. Big Foodie 😉
Save Your Sons @SaveYourSons
583K Followers 348 Following Writing about family and business. Helping dads. Posting memes.
One Minute Briefs ⏱.. @OneMinuteBriefs
41K Followers 110 Following The Quick-Thinking Creative Community. One Rule. One Minute. Create an ad. Founded by @BOC_ATM
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
826K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
r/DCULeaks @rDCUleaks
9K Followers 10 Following The official Twitter account of r/DCULeaks - home of DC leaks, spoilers and news on Reddit. Join our Discord: https://t.co/l60QXEYNL5
OpenAI @OpenAI
3.4M Followers 0 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6LgzPA
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
2.8M Followers 837 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
Bean 🇵🇸 | dietp.. @DietPravda
2K Followers 3K Following Outside the Cis-tem | what can be more pronouns than that? | Alphabet squad member | No TERFs/SWERFs | @SOASAlumni | Anarchist | header photos: @christianx14
Bank of Creativity @BOC_ATM
12K Followers 713 Following Creative. Human. Being. Generating big interest rates for brands & causes through Content & Community. Founded: @OneMinuteBriefs @AgencyQuotes
Ehrenberg-Bass @EhrenbergBass
8K Followers 867 Following University of South Australia research institute. The home of evidence-based marketing. Scientific research sponsored by the some of the world’s biggest brands.
Gareeb Scientist @gareebscientist
47K Followers 1K Following Indian Science YouTuber, 5,00,000+Subscribers. 'Gyaan ki gareebi sabse badi'
Jenny AI @jenny____ai
44K Followers 3K Following Futurist • AI Research @Microsoft • Building fstfwrd • Advisor @MaxwellRainsAI • Opinions my own
jonah berger @j1berger
33K Followers 51 Following Author MAGIC WORDS https://t.co/j8MU88Pp5H THE CATALYST, CONTAGIOUS, INVISIBLE INFLUENCE, Wharton Professor. Speaker. Consultant. Always be Curious.
Byron Sharp @ProfByron
24K Followers 1K Following Professor of Marketing Science & Director @EhrenbergBass Institute, @UniversitySA. Tweets marketing, science, sceptical thinking.
Les Binet @BinetLes
19K Followers 425 Following Pint-sized spreadsheet jockey who occasionally writes about marketing.
Ashok Lalla @ashoklalla
14K Followers 357 Following Digital & Marketing Advisor • Founder/Chief Thinker @ AI 3.60 Impact Solutions • Brand doctor • Been there, done that for 30 years • I can help your brands grow
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 775K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHateI met a broken rubberband today. He was very curious.
@Samit Appreciate the shout out. The wrap is pending to be sent to you the next time you are in India.
My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.
Created some Tom & Jerry wallpapers. A thread🧵(1/9)
It's difficult to explain to my wife why so many pretty girls with no followers, no posts, and no clothes are liking random tweets of mine. @elonmusk , please help.
For around 20 years I've been giving a fake number, 1 digit different to my own, for things like insurance quotes. This way they can't annoy me but I know the number should I proceed and I can change it. Phoned it out of interest, asked for myself and some guy went mental. Sorry.
I hope the runtime code for the veg section of the Zomato app has a segregated memory allocation from the non-veg code? Can't let them touch each other. 🙏
Near-future Zomato customer complaints, requests, and reactions: 1. "Hey Zomato, I saw the pure-veg delivery guy eating biryani outside a stall serving chicken biryani earlier today. Please check his eating preferences and fix them, if you can." 2. New notice in apartment…
How about a separate fleet for those vegetarians who don't have onion & garlic & don't want that mixed with their veg food. How about separate fleets for jhatka and halal non veg. What an idiotic move. Some societies will stop non veg deliveries & you're only enabling them.
Our dedicated Pure Veg Fleet will only serve orders from these pure veg restaurants. This means that a non-veg meal, or even a veg meal served by a non-veg restaurant will never go inside the green delivery box meant for our Pure Veg Fleet.
I thought I had found "the one". It was going so well until we went to a restaurant where he ordered "very well-done steak", then sent it back to the kitchen to cook even more because it wasn't cremated/ruined enough to his liking. I finished my meal and said goodbye forever.
I owe marketing/advertising Twitter a huge apology. I inadvertently wrote a Twitter post in Linkedin style. The shame of it all. I have brought dishonored to our noble community. Forgive me. And even worse, I used the wrong 'their.' May the advertising gods forgive me
I got promoted this week. Worked so hard for years and made it to a level I never thought I'd achieve. All I want to do is tell, my Mum but she died recently. She'd have been so excited and babbling down the phone and then telling all her friends. I hope I made you proud Mum.
Great to catch up with my partner in crime, 23 years to the day since we batted out the entire day against Australia in Kolkata. Rahul and I went down memory lane, reliving and reminiscing that riveting series! What fun 😊
[THREAD] A Shakespearean dilemma to end it all - to nudge for a 1 or to smash it for a 4 ? Ponting had fielders up in the ring to save the single. So much so that Boucher could just chip Lee over the mid-on and that'd be it. Getting out wasn't an option. After all *that*. 1/
Ok…I’m going to hate myself for even asking, but what are the conspiracy theories being floated about Kate and THAT picture? Did she photoshop out all of the lizard scales and tales? Or is it something less rational?
Happy Ramadan Kickoff to all. My calendar is open for Iftar invitations. I am prepared to travel very long distances and eat very quietly.
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That Sydney test in 2008 was one of the worst test matches I have seen from the point of view of decision making. It wasn't just embarrassing, it was terrible.
How poor was the umpiring?? On-field and even the third -umpire…and what were the Aussies claiming as catches?? And of course, not walking even when the edges were heard in the stands. Would love to know what were the protocols to judge umpires’ performances back then…and if…
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