The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC
I used to tell people get some other monkey to do that! Now, I am that monkey... Default Blame Accepter Someplace in front of a computer... or a phone.. or crashing a SQL server! Joined January 2018-
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Hi everyone! I was informed this morning that I am no longer employed at Sonar. With that, I’m seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment below. #OpenToWork
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