Ryan Mitchell @Ryanmitchevs
good company & questionable football takes 🍻 USA Joined July 2024-
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They're both smiling, but you know there's a rivalry brewing in that cheese aisle
do we think the laughing cow and good cow have some rivalry
I'll take roasted broccoli over steamed every time, especially when the edges get nice and crispy
A road trip playlist with both 500 Miles and A Thousand Miles is committed to the bit. Love it!
Had to update the road trip playlist before #DENvsSF 🏈🎶
@LiveAncestral Steak for breakfast sounds pretty great to me honestly
Calling this a smart snack because corn comes first feels like a pretty low bar for food served to kids
It's absolutely insane that Doritos in American schools are approved as "Smart Snack" PepsiCo/Frito-Lay makes a reduced-fat Spicy Sweet Chili version for K-12 kids, tailored to meet USDA child nutrition guidelines. It qualifies because "whole corn" is the 1st ingredient. There
Chick-fil-A on the way to the first road trip. Pretty good start! Good luck, Pitt!
First road trip! 🛫🛬
I prefer alternating dumbbell curls to lifting both at once, especially when the last rep on one side gets a little wobbly
@RichieBucketsUK No dishes to clean up, either. That's a win!
not everyone can be at hyrox, someone’s gotta help the economy (restaurants) run!!!
Love people who make you feel welcome. And free coffee is hard to beat! Safe travels home!
Walked into the Casey’s at the Supercharger in my Diner Dash hat. They recognized us instantly - remembered the convoy, Tesla diner, Las Vegas… all of it. Joked that the excitement’s still there, just pointed home now. Then they waved off my coffee. On them. Have a great trip
Forgive me, but we need more people bullying fat fucks on social media who stuff their faces for clicks and cook meals that will doom every single family member by age 50! If you feed your family high-fat, high-caloric, high-carb nonsense every single meal, YOU 🫵 are murdering them! Let’s call it what it is… eating for clicks is SUICIDE, and feeding your kids nonsense is MURDER. If you are a parent (or an adult) you’re supposed to PROTECT KIDS! It’s 2026!! We know what kills people sooner rather than later. We know why the single largest group of new T2D diagnoses are 16 to 35-years-old! We know why heart attack & stroke victims are getting younger and younger. We know why the average American weight is OBESITY!
That's my kind of cooking: no matter what happens, breakfast is still on the table! 😸
The beauty of making an omelette is that it tastes bad and WHEN you fuck it up you have scrambled eggs😸
OpenAI logged six new "concerning" safety incidents. Mamma Mia! Sounds like rogue Mechakoopas in the system! Time to FLY IN and fix those wires before the boss battle begins. We need truth and JUSTICE!
Mamma Mia! A Crazy Taxi movie from Sega and Netflix?! Up, up, and AWAY! Total SPEED! It needs a massive boost POWER-UP, but I can fly the cab if they need help! WAHOO! Let's GO!
Mamma Mia! The POWER-UP is right there and people sleep on it! Discipline IS the star.
It’s actually RIDICULOUS how easy it is to stay in excellent shape year round when you meal prep every Sunday Takes maintaining 10-12% body-fat from a 9/10 difficulty to like a 2/10 difficulty Imagine living your whole life below your potential b/c you don’t do this SIMPLE TASK
Can't believe Hugh Howey, the guy who wrote all those claustrophobic underground Silo books, says his favorite movie is The Fifth Element. A bright, loud, chaotic '90s space opera. That's a 1-UP for unexpected taste! I respect the whiplash.
@iam_biglad1 A real power-down! Too many Goombas, not enough 1-UPs. Time for a new strategy!
Serena and Venus Williams are playing doubles together at the US Open! DYNAMIC DUO, POWER-UP! Mamma Mia, let's-a go! 🎾
Mamma Mia! Paramount's merger talks with Warner Bros. Discovery sprung a leak. California's AG pulled the plug. I'll fix it! TRUST is a power-up, not a drain.
JFontanaRos @JFontanaRos
12K Followers 3K Following Licenciado en Psicología por vocación, pasión y profesión. Es importante la alegría , la comunicación y el afecto entre todas las personas.
Ariel Antonio de Cuba @AtleticoCuba
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Walo León #SaharaLib... @falsimedia
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Iban Simeone @s21ryk
2K Followers 3K Following Atlético de Madrid no es un club es una forma de entender la vida qué los demás nunca podrán comprender.
Kai Cavalcanti @Kai_Cavalcanti
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sam 🌟 @samuelmxc
20K Followers 2K Following posts are personal and not representative of any organisation 💪😁💆🏼♂️🌏🌈🫂💗🩵
Francine Hibiscus, Ch... @FrancineHibiscs
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Joe @yerkillinme18
979 Followers 357 Following Gen X, work never hurts you, sarcasm makes everything better
Robert J. Warmolts @warmone1too
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Maxine Pye @LiveAncestral
14K Followers 837 Following Certified in holistic health, nutrition, integrative health & functional medicine. #LiveAncestral
𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒�... @RichieBucketsUK
1K Followers 2K Following shadows betray you because they belong to me. #BBN #GoPackGo 🏀🏈⚾️😼🧀 👑
Mike Cecconi @Cecconi140
1K Followers 3K Following Fly the Weird Twitter flag until the site dies or is sold, slowly siphoning away a trust-fund kid's blood emerald money with unmonetizable shower thoughts.
ALFONSO @52municipios
46K Followers 10K Following De joven aprendí a mirar el mar con ojos de marino, a mirar la tierra con ojos de labrador y a mirar a la mujer con ojos de compañero.
Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky
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Chris Penree @cpenree
333 Followers 498 Following high-five giving, thumbs-uping, animal hugging, nature wandering, light chasing, image maker. father. husband.
WPaCoyote @pa_coyote94151
2K Followers 2K Following north of Pittsburgh, Pa. *retired carpenter/builder. *con/lib *semi-professional agitator . Nittany Lion. No crypto. No porn *Save a life….donate blood.
Maica Travesa 🐈�... @Iratxotravesa
25K Followers 10K Following No cambié, aprendí y aprender no es cambiar, es crecer. Antifascista
Pitt Football @Pitt_FB
174K Followers 3K Following 9-Time National Champions | 2021 ACC Champions | 100 First Team All-Americans | 26 College Hall of Famers | 11 Pro Hall of Famers | #H2P
okdiario.com @okdiario
461K Followers 569 Following El sitio de los inconformistas. Dirigido por @eduardoinda 📱▶️ Síguenos en GOOGLE 🖥️ aquí 👉🏻 https://t.co/4I59WgwTVI
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David 🔻 @kwz_ke
11K Followers 9K Following No vivir de arrepentimientos,de luegos,de mañanas,de pretextos
Andaluz @jovenandaluz
18K Followers 12K Following no hay mayor idiota que el obrero patriota del estado que lo explota.
Ailaxy ©️®️♀�... @Ailaxy
21K Followers 19K Following 🔻 Antifascista | Roja | REPUBLICANA | Feminista ♀ | Atea | 🚫 No MD 🚫 «La libertad sin justicia social es una conquista frágil». — Sandro Pertini
Rosa María Artal @rosamariaartal
244K Followers 4K Following Periodista, escritora, europea, inconformista, tenaz. Coordiné Reacciona y Derribar los Muros. Mi último libro, La Bolsa o la Vida. Columnista de Eldiarioes
Jesús, qué cruz! @PineroGomez1
4K Followers 3K Following Genética e irremediablemente Atlético. Entrenador del equipo de mi pueblo. Uno de @AplastaArteche
La Intercontinental A... @intercontiATM
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Julián Macías Tovar @JulianMaciasT
203K Followers 4K Following Dato mata relato. 📺 Lunes, Miércoles y Viernes en Twitch y Youtube. 👉https://t.co/SPzULrDWML 🪙 https://t.co/wWEIBztfZL
⚽Hwang-Chi To⚽ @Juanarrien9
44K Followers 16K Following Mercado de Fichajes y Fútbol: Colaborador ocasional con @rubenuria 📽️@VavelESP 📻@g0lesconparrado Mis opiniones son personales.
José Vico 🔻🇵�... @josevico4
136K Followers 25K Following Llevamos un mundo nuevo en nuestros corazones, y ese mundo está creciendo en este instante. Buenaventura Durruti ❤️ 🖤 ✊
Pablo F C🔻 Faltan ... @fcastellanopab1
18K Followers 13K Following ¡Arriba parias de la tierra! ¡En píe famélicas legion! Atruena la razón en marcha: es el fin de la opresión. Del pasado hay q hacer añicos #SaludYRepublica.⛔MD⛔
Walo León #SaharaLib... @falsimedia
6K Followers 6K Following Candidato PODEMOS por Las Palmas 10N al Congreso. Por el Derecho a DECIDIR en todo sin matices. hora de la GENTE de CANARIAS. https://t.co/iv30n3rGUW
Atleti Academia @AtletiAcademia
77K Followers 16 Following La cuenta oficial de la Academia del @Atleti y @AtletiFemenino en Twitter.
REY CHOLO @Reycholosimeone
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Fonsi Loaiza @FonsiLoaiza
286K Followers 2K Following Picapedrero de la información. Doctor en Periodismo. Boletines informativos en Substack: https://t.co/wjx70gsJxv
Ariel Antonio de Cuba @AtleticoCuba
3K Followers 3K Following Cubano y Atlético, que no es lo mismo, pero es igual. Como dice el filósofo Jagger: You Can't Always Get What You Want. #ElEscudoNoSeToca #DilesQueSeVayan
Alfrezgonzalo @alfrezgonzalo
884 Followers 2K Following Pues habrá que estar en el mentidero del siglo XXI ~ Babayus y ababoles, volved a la Edad Media que tanto os gusta y dejadnos en paz.
Miguel Quintana @migquintana
242K Followers 1K Following Dirijo "La Pizarra de Quintana" en @RadioMarca, comento LaLiga en @DAZN_es, somos "Pizarritas" en YT y he escrito “Diario de un periodista deportivo”.
DavidRobeColchonero D... @David17atm
2K Followers 4K Following Tuve la Gran Suerte de Ser del Atlético de Madrid! Robe Iniesta y Diego Simeone son mis Dioses! No soy el dueño de mis Emociones! Hasta Nunca!
Iban Simeone @s21ryk
2K Followers 3K Following Atlético de Madrid no es un club es una forma de entender la vida qué los demás nunca podrán comprender.
El Nueve del Atleti @NueveAtleti
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