Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

Trombonist of Dallas Brass, improviser, educator, Midwesterner. Bach Brass and Denis Wick artist. Jesus follower. Has been retweeted by Wally Szczerbiak. Chicago, IL Joined October 2011

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

a month ago

When the @packers own them in Indiana.... Hammond Cheese. 🍖+🧀

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 months ago

@NHL is there a rule against goalies leaving their sticks across the crease before they head off for the extra attacker or am I genius?

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

6 months ago

If Willy Wonka was real, I bet that dude would sponsor one hell of a bowl game. #cfb #NCAAFootball #gobstopperbowl #BowlSeason

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

11 months ago

Nobody should've been surprised when Iamaleava hit the transfer portal. It's in the name, literally. Fantastic pun, 10/10. #collegefootball #ncaaf #tennesseevols

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

a year ago

@realDonaldTrump You talking about this guy?

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

a year ago

@BlackhawksFocus I mean. From his angle definitely holding the stick. Sitting right there live though crazy no call on Nemec.

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

a year ago

So. What do the refs have against Bedard exactly? Seem to be turning a blind eye to LOTS of penalties at his expense... #nhl

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

@JomboyMedia Insane no-call. Helmet to helmet defenseless receiver. No idea how that's not targeting

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

On a plane taking off in ten minutes. Was really hoping for a bracket by now! #cfp

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

Spotted some @Jurko64 before the game!

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

@TeamYouTube That's actually not what this tweet is about.

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

My YouTube Music app is abbreviated YT Music on my phone, and yet it does not play "What a Fool Believes" every time I open it.

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If you are in line when the polls close DO NOT LEAVE. Don a clean linen alb. Make the correct suffumigations for the day and the hour and summon MSNBC's Steve Kornacki into a triangle of the art. If John King appears with his big map, command that he return to the abyss.

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

@AnitaBlantonTV killing it on the Dolly Parton vox this morning 🔥🔥🔥

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𝗘𝗙𝗕 🇺🇸 @ElFrijolBlanco

2 years ago

Imagine saying you're a hockey fan, but have never stepped foot in the cathedral.

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

Charcuterie is way more fun without the board. Just walk around the kitchen and eat little bits of appealing things.

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

You think the Pats would give us their kicker for Malik? #packers #nfl #please #anythingbutkickerproblemw

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Ryan Christianson @Ry_Cson

2 years ago

The only way I can wrap my head around Shohei Ohtani is if he is either the first successful android designed to master all elements of baseball or is a walking promotion for a baseball version of Space Jam where the Monstars are the heroes. #mlb #ShoheiOh