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Apparently the male human didn’t need to go to work this morning. As such, he was over 4 HOURS late in leaving the sleeping chamber. I made sure to loudly inform them of this discrepancy hourly. Not that I wanted to see him, per se, it’s just that schedules are important, bipeds.
When considering the purchase of a so-called "pre-owned car," you might, as you slip behind the wheel, ask yourself how many strangers have farted into the seat cushions beneath you.
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