Roast My Campus @RoastMyCampus
Our name is your request. And we'll deliver. E-mail us at [email protected] so we can tear apart your institution of higher education. Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2012-
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This is like burning your child's toys in the front yard after they talk back to you
This is like burning your child's toys in the front yard after they talk back to you
Seems like overcompensation
Seems like overcompensation
Gotta love Pavlov
Any other combo
As you settle into the semester, remember these days and use them as a flimsy reason to pressure your future children from birth into attending your alma mater 👍
Also a weird way to lure out leprechauns
Also a weird way to lure out leprechauns
Seems like a real convoluted way to say you hate the Irish, but alright
Seems like a real convoluted way to say you hate the Irish, but alright
BEARS ON THE RCAD
But if they ban vaping how are y'all supposed to cover up the formaldehyde smell in the bio labs
Some fresh slogan ideas for @OhioState, given the recent rejection: - IT'S Ohio State - Ohio State? Gotta Get Me Some of That - Swiggity Swate, Ohio State - Buckeyes Are Cool Kinda - just steal 'WE ARE' from @penn_state, it's not like they can copyright it
The economy
Seems like less of a compliment and more of an accusation, guys
Or until you, like, can't anymore
What the hell is this tweet
"Hey, I'm good at A." "Sure, but I'm better at A." "Well, you suck at B."
"Hey, I'm good at A." "Sure, but I'm better at A." "Well, you suck at B."
Mood: a big F
Nothing says "great ad campaign" like emulating a child-murdering demon clown
Nothing says "great ad campaign" like emulating a child-murdering demon clown
Why are you trying to scare us
Seems like something you'd wanna forget
Seems like something you'd wanna forget
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This effort didn't result in a first down...BUT OH MY GOODNESS.
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13/10 @dog_rates Pups at the pitch.
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