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hey have you guys heard of homestuck?

Take control of your life: identify the most important advice you've ever received and have it printed on an oven mitt, so that hot wisdom is always close to hand.

Take control of your life--practice good habits by maintaining a sodium level of 135-145 mEq/L in your bloodstream whenever possible! Do NOT salinate your blood with ammonium nitrates, no matter what the slick door-to-door salespeople say.

Take control of your life: rather than accepting a merely personal relationship with God, try unionizing in order to get better divine terms of service!

Take control of your life - instead of lugging a book, bell, and candle everywhere in case you're called upon to conduct a spot exorcism, you can use a simple iron drum to attract and entrap them for temporary rehousing.

Take control of your life; before you die, bury your treasures on a haunted, mist-shrouded isle and encode the coordinates in movie scripts which you send anonymously to the major studios. Tell no one.

Take control of your life- send yourself an email so you can look at the attachment on your home computer, then realize you forgot the attachment and hit the "recall email" button so you won't be embarrassed.

Take control of your life; drive every day to a nearby state park and sit in the parking lot, furtively playing with your phone. Later, tell people you spent some time visiting the park.

Take control of your life- take pictures of bees with a cellphone camera and show them to other bees later, to get their opinions.

Take control of your life: hold plastic containers of edamame over your head, rotating them to try to guess by the color whether they'll taste good while everyone else in the store tries desperately to ignore you.

Take control of your life- any time you need a document notarized, demand that they use every notarial stamp to make it extra official.

Take control of your life: make pixel art by placing a single pixel every night at 9:45 pm until you have completed an entire sprite.

Take control of your life- paint a bunch of switch plates for your house, then forget about them for three years.