Wes Walker @Republicanuck

For Freedom. Faith. Family. [Wrote: A Blueprint for Government that Doesn't Suck] Editor at https://t.co/ebahW57dTQ clashdaily.com Joined October 2011

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@pkmartin17 @AntiWokeMemes That ship has long since sailed

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@AntiWokeMemes Used/up

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@BasedMikeLee @TomFitton For

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Hey Fellas, a little variety for ya @RuthlessPodcast @ComfortablySmug @MichaelDuncan @HolmesJosh @JohnAshbrook PS: And how the hell did you miss the obvious z-biotic segue of Scotland drinking Boston dry? Even if they're not paying for a spot that day, SO worth it as a bit.

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a day ago

This Irishman is hilarious describing the Scottish and how he should have warned us in America! 😂🤣😭

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@TheBabylonBee If a plumber were to rename clogged pipes as 'Palestine', he could technically brag about spending his entire career 'freeing Palestine'.

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

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I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@AntiWokeMemes Morning wood

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a day ago

An Austrian in Argentina, you say...?

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2 days ago

Argentine fans found a random Austrian dwarf, adopted him on the spot, instantly Argentinized him, and within 10 minutes had an entire crowd chanting: "THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE! THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE!" No country on Earth operates like this. 🇦🇷😭

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@GroovyBruce @jtLOL Awesome. My wife and I were just talking about your role in Burn Notice this evening!

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@UFOsunredacted @CynicalPublius @goneers @TwitchyTeam They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels

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@CynicalPublius @TwitchyTeam Be careful with such singing. We all know what eventually became of Robins minstrels.

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2 days ago

@RNCResearch Power at any cost. They'd probably take the Unabomber so long as there was a (D) after his name

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2 days ago

Can't say I've ever seen a more thorough nuke from orbit. The Aussies may never recover.

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3 days ago

Ok, but

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@Rekkr95 @shaunvlog_ I could watch this all day.

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2 days ago

@joemosch @shaunvlog_ They have badgers there, too. Theirs look like proper gentlemen who just stepped out from the pages of Wind In The Willows. Ours look like they'd cut your throat for a handful of meth.