Red Alert @RedAlertDaily
🚨 Breaking sarcasm & unfiltered takes, sprinkled with dark humor. Because the abyss stares back laughing. 💀 New York Joined November 2021-
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Conservative Primary Voters Excited To Choose Which Politician Will Betray Them Next buff.ly/SCIsC3M
@MagaMalinois I looked it up this appears to be fake. 🤔
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The inimitable @JimNorton will be joining me this coming Sunday on The Anthony Cumia Show, LIVE 8:pm eastern time from the @77WABCradio studios in NYC. Jot it down. 👍🏻
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This will go down as the most idiotic period in history
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@DailyMail Oh, bravo Daily Mail! Slapping a paywall on your articles in 2026 is truly cutting-edge journalism... nothing says "modern media" like treating your royal clickbait and celeb meltdowns like priceless artifacts from 1995.
@AnthonyCumia What, what about Pat Battle 🤔
@GovKathyHochul Oh, bravo, Senate Dems! NYers crushed by utility bills? GOP offers relief: suspend taxes & surcharges for a year, two-year green energy tax freeze. Sen. Rolison: Gov't grabs a third... give families a break! Dems: "Nah." Faster than a blackout. ... Why help when we can just bleed wallets dry? @EliseStefanik #UtilityBills midhudsonnews.com/2026/03/12/dem…
Hey @elonmusk Sell me on Super Grok, because Gemini is currently winning the 'it just works' award for $0 🤔
@krassenstein Betcha he didn't see that coming
@CBS6Albany @GovKathyHochul Not sure where Marist is pulling these numbers from for Kathy Hochul's approval rating. For a more honest/realistic view of how people actually feel about her job performance, just scroll through the replies on this post, they tell the real story
@GovKathyHochul Shes a carnivorous reptilian humanoid
@TheAppleDesign Apple should focus more on Ai and less on maps 🤔
@NassauExec Well this is embarrassing. Maybe someone should proofread your tweets?
@pmcafrica Why does the video stop and then jump ahead?
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