Friend_Ornstein.exe @RealOrnstein

Sylux #Metroid

me on clothing brands irl: i dont really care? im a tshirt and jeans kinda guy. me on clothing brands in splatoon: used to be big on forge but i kinda grew out of that aesthetic. BIG fan of enperry stuff now. also cant go wrong takoroka and tentatek for a fun sporty look.

@harryth0tter //So just to be clear before you undoubtedly block this account. You don’t like discussion, equate showing your face to strength, so cartoon avatars=bad, and everyone and everything is racist. got it. Hope you have a good day in your little bubble honey bunches. Now block away :D

STUPID SUNNY BASTARD GETTINGY CATHEDRAL AND STABBING SMOUGH. GO AND DIE.

@GlabrousNito DOES NOT LOOK BAD. I CONSIDER IT.

@GlabrousNito I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A BUILDING SMALLER THAN A CATHEDRAL. THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE.

@GlabrousNito NO. YOU JUST LACK THE STOMACH TO ADMIT YOUR FAILURE.

SMOUGH IS DUMMY THICC. PASS AWAY.

@AldousReinhard “Honorable? By the gods’ own definition, yes. Unfortunately it often differs from that of mortals. But fear not, I never attack unprovoked.”

AH, YES. THIS TAKES ME BACK. FOUR KNIGHTS WAS NOT THE FIRST NAME SUGGESTED. GACO (GOU, ART, CIA, ORN) WAS MY SUGGESTION. CANT IMAGINE WHY THEY TURNED IT DOWN.

// So this is the golem Ornstein created by Gwyndolin to replace the real Ornstein who left to pursue the Nameless King. He has all of Ornsteins memories, except for the ones involving NK. Also, his social skills aren’t quite as good as the original. //

I AM FRIEND ORNSTEIN NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ANOR LONDO. WHO IS THIS NAMELESS KING I DONT KNOW ANY KINGS OTHER THAN GWYN GWYNDOLIN AND SMOUGH MY BEST FRIEND. #DarkSoulsRP #RPaccount #OpenRP #Soulsborne

I DO MISS FRIEND ARTORIAS. WE SHOULD CALL HIM THE ABYSS TRIPPED, BECAUSE THIS TIME HE FELL. “Hah hah ha...” ... HE WOULD HAVE LAUGHED.

HUMANS GET MY POINT ALL THE TIME. UNFORTUNATELY, ITS NOT THE METAPHORICAL ONE. FORTUNATELY, THE POINT THEY GET IS THAT OF MY SPEAR.

@vaatil NO. ENTHUSIAM IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I STAB MY ENEMIES.

MILK IS FOR THE WEAK LOWER CLASS HUMANS AND SMOUGH. I NEED IT NOT.

WHATS THE POINT OF A BLADE SMALLER THAN YOU ARE???

@AldousReinhard I WOULD HAVE NAMED SUCH A CREATURE “BURB.” I THINK I WILL LEAVE THE NAMING TO YOU AND FRIEND ARTORIAS.

@vaatil YES, I, THE REAL ORNSTEIN, NEED TO GET MY POINT ACROSS TO YOU TINY BRAINED HUMANS.

@ClumsyChickenYT @vaatil HOW ABOUT “FUCK ALDRICH HE ATE MY MASTER AND CAUSED UNTOLD SUFFERING UPON THE MASSES AND I AM GOING TO HUNT DOWN HIS SOUL AND INTRODUCE HIM TO NITO.”