Dave Strider @RealLifeStrider
in real life dave. real life, yo. (( http://t.co/8OW4GWUorz @cozyoctopus )) http://t.co/9oXbxpW2M3 everywhere Joined March 2013-
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bro forced me to get a manicure because i ate the last bag of doritos
little fucker is 15 minutes early havent even gelled my hair yet
johns supposed to see me today and i really hope thats not him because im half naked on the shitter right now
i need a new profile pic maybe thatll happen in two months
in what other situation are you able to get a tangible piece of your spit onto someones face on accident
you know what. this is actually a pretty good reason to love peppermint.
i politely sneeze the other way but nah man this fucking mint decides to make its place in this small world and flies straight to their face
ill be smacking on a mint or some shit talking to someone and just hold up man im gonna blow
i hate peppermint i sneeze every time i put it in my mouth
a really cool way to eat m&ms is to pour the entire bag on your face and see how many actually make it in your mouth
im preparing to leave but in reality im making sure yall are prepared for my presence you get what im saying
it feels like i havent left the house in years
andrea p @vwmmm988
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Dirk Strider @TheYoungTime
34 Followers 64 Following You're Dirk Strider, you're a demon and can stare at people with your wicked shades, even though your hair is uneven.
inactive @KeepShootingOn
62 Followers 88 Following Your name is Jake English and you are a zombie. Well... Sort of... You are half and half and refuse to lose all of your humanity. You will not die so easily.
⋆☆Local Hellcat�... @XiaoNomine
83 Followers 2K Following ⋆☆20s, He/They☆Exasperated mentally ill older sibling that barely uses this account for more than lurking and liking☆Blocks are 98% non-personal☆PSO2 Ship1☆⋆
ตลกจังค... @533555334lyf
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Sollux Captor @Mu2tardHacker
304 Followers 281 Following Your NAME is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are an expert hacker.♥: icon source https://t.co/HnkeNbwUIn…
matthew lillard @ConstantFanatic
28 Followers 268 Following They/Them enby I saw an alien one time /////// ‼️‼️ art account @eelsockarts
Jake English @Double_Pistols_
78 Followers 328 Following |jaĸe englιѕн| |advenтeroυѕ & aweѕoмe gυnѕ| |✰dιrĸ ѕтrιder✰| |♂ι lιĸe gυуѕ♂| |☠ιnтrιgυed вy ѕĸυllѕ☠|♡Single♡| |gay| {#HomestuckRP} {☾BFF:@HitmanRoxyL☽}
GamzetteMakara @makara_gamzette
11 Followers 48 Following HeLlO, mY nAmE iS gAmEtTe MaKaRa :o) ♥️-? ♦️-? ♠️-? ♣️-?
bisexual female onlin... @TheRealNepeta
186 Followers 1K Following Fangirl, Brony, Otaku and all around geek. || I don't actually exist. || So many waifus, so little time || Avi by @SmolSammichOwO
Tris Prior (Sarah) @thefandoms46
11 Followers 108 Following Hey guys!! I'm a fangirl!! My fandoms are: Divergent The Giver The Fault In Our Stars The Mortal Instruments ❤️➰
Tay @Tay_Monster16
38 Followers 216 Following 13,Scene/Emo, love anime and bands, love 2 play piano/sing, single, love monster energy and rockstar, I love youtubers Love u guys!!! ~Tay
Jane Crocker @thegutsygumshoe
2 Followers 29 Following Now be a good girl, but the fridge down, and stay inside. ||♥:-♦:-♠:-||
Bro Strider @BroStriders
148 Followers 541 Following Sup dirky here or thats what roxy calls me lil man: @araida_loves_u lil sis: @stridercest88 Bf:nope.
Kurloz Makara @CrownedStitches
353 Followers 943 Following Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA, Prince of the MAKARA household and these Commoners test your patience 20 y/o(Humanstuck)
aradia @egbert_loves_u
111 Followers 309 Following John:Hi *smiles* matesprite: @nubbymckarkles Aradia: hi there Matesprite: @fluttersky153
Horuss Zahhak @MuscleBeast_
1K Followers 2K Following 8=D F*DDLEST*%. Please, pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforg*vable stammering, your Horseness. (18+) writer is @RussianQueen_
John Egbert @heirtime
45 Followers 192 Following I am not saying that it was Betty Crocker.... but it was Betty Crocker..
shmurr @rowyourboataway
51 Followers 247 Following![Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473035713223860224/HbocqADi.jpeg)
Rose Lalonde @SunriseSeer1
282 Followers 610 Following Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]
Kanny @KanklesVantas
937 Followers 1K Following Yeah I was 9ut 9f t9uch, 6ut it wasn't 6ecause I didn't kn9w en9ugh. I just knew t99 much~ (+18) writer is @RussianQueen_
Sollux Captor @HackerSollux
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Stephen Strange @Ler_Pers
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Brittyboo (~^w^~) @BrittWebb6
360 Followers 1K Following Live life to the fullest because you might never know when it will end.
Terezi Pyrope @TereziPyrope18
230 Followers 460 Following 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T 4ND LI1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13 ♡@vrisko88 ♢? ♤? ♧ ?
Prince Shimmer @Prince_of_ukes
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Muted Sebastian @Vriskaspiders
815 Followers 2K Following I am Sebastian Michaelis,mate(1)@bloodyredreape3 ?..master(1)@Botchan_ciel master(2)? (Daughter:@7674432) Mate:?none/gay/#single
Greyson Heart @Greyson_heart
75 Followers 472 Following I'm the girl with the hair and the face...? Yeah, that one! Instagram: _dont_blink_182_ Tumblr: thewastedsherlock
ＪAＣＥ ＨＡＲ�... @nerdyGnostic
226 Followers 391 Following being alone, scares me the most.♢ - @Raven_Strider ♤- ? ♧- ? { 18+ / Geekishly Nerdy / Multi-shipping }
🕸️🖤 𝚂𝚎�... @Hexxxappeal_xo
677 Followers 3K Following part time emo, certified trash 🖤27🖤 NO MINORS 🔞 GVF✨Drag artist 🤍 Professional bafoon🖤 they/them🖤
Nicole the Cat Queen @musicalcat011
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Gamzee Makara @GaMzEe_SoBeR
768 Followers 1K Following HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs, NaMeS gAmZeE mAkArA. Im JuSt A fAyGo LovIng, WiCkEd KiNdA bRo :O) HoNk!
Killing Kate @ju_the_killer
695 Followers 1K Following Hey names Kate im a proxy of slenderman /17/ #insane #RP in love with: @ticci_ticci theme: secret
Mckezie @mshumate72
23 Followers 161 Following
Dave Strider @TimelordTG
139 Followers 194 Following Your name is Dave Strider, and you like to do new things! #RP #18+ #single #bisexual![уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/514924678969049088/gCAudWsW.jpeg)
fєfєяι ρєιχє... @HumanGlubs
363 Followers 540 Following уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]
Queen Sapphire @RuleofRose44
656 Followers 4K Following My guy, I'm just out here trying to have an okay time. Call me Sapphire or Bee 🐝 She/Her.
famdomfan1 @growl8
82 Followers 419 Following Just a girl slowly melting away from this earth into tumblr.
Nepeta Peixes @TyrianNepeta
216 Followers 338 Following (Blood swap tyrian nepeta) 3833 glub glub meow! aquaticCatfish here but you can call me AC!
![You fools, 3njoy your juv3n1l3 s3ns3 of m3rr1m3nt, for now. [18+ genderbent Ｎｅｏｐｈｙｔｅ Ｒｅｄｇｌａｒｅ RP!] ♥:? ♦:? ♠:?](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000230642529/cbeea6441657c87de4dc524a8b8c7d9a.png)
ｊｏｎａａｈ♎... @HisCrimsonAbyss
170 Followers 92 Following You fools, 3njoy your juv3n1l3 s3ns3 of m3rr1m3nt, for now. [18+ genderbent Ｎｅｏｐｈｙｔｅ Ｒｅｄｇｌａｒｅ RP!] ♥:? ♦:? ♠:?
DΛMΛŔΛ MƐƓĪD�... @iroppoizonbi
118 Followers 21 Following 死者さえは性交としてセクシーです。 {Zombiestuck AU. TW: Gore, sexual themes, lewd language.}
![LIQOUR :D[Rp]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000077244993/f473fea127d06f81128b8a08e7598c25.jpeg)
The Disciple @_The_Disciple_
330 Followers 299 Following hello i'm The Disciple nice to m33t mew~ matesprit= ? moirial=@glubbinheir kismesis=?ash quadrant=?
Zacharie @swagmasks
9 Followers 15 Following
![уσυя иαмє ιѕ νяιѕкα ѕєякєт.♥:-♦: [18+ αℓωαуѕ σρєияρ]♏](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/516245594474823682/oPBEzvvH.jpeg)
νяιѕкα ѕєяк... @That8yotch
509 Followers 1K Following уσυя иαмє ιѕ νяιѕкα ѕєякєт.♥:-♦: [18+ αℓωαуѕ σρєияρ]♏
Solluxander Captor @PsiionicIrony
231 Followers 234 Following You 2hould Know by now 2hiit lord who are you? Niitram??
Broderick Strider @SmuppetLover
58 Followers 146 Following sup betches. this is for the sake of irony, you ain't never ganna lay a finger on me. I'm bro strider.
TereziPyrope @T3R3Z1S1GHTFUL
812 Followers 1K Following ♥@knightofblood69 (tw: depression anxiety and self harm at times) ((hella gay writer: @kululumajor ))
dave strider @breakingstrides
90 Followers 341 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you were JAILED from your MAIN ACCOUNT, @making_strides
... @psycandix
1K Followers 237 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ
Broderick Strider @ShadedStrife
471 Followers 120 Following Bro Strider, business man, older brother, and yer new sensei. Praise this god 'nd kneel before his fuckin' awesomeness. {18+ Bro Strider RP}
Anti-Jack @EpicTurnTables
828 Followers 1K Following
Meulin Leijon @Meulin_Leijon
67 Followers 120 Following I don't know what I'd do without you. @StitchedBones
Kurloz Makara @MalignantMute
820 Followers 149 Following || THEY WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS. HONK. HONK. || +21 | #RP | #Homestuck | #SelectiveMultiship | €o: ||
Gabriel @CandiedFeather
922 Followers 443 Following Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, but I'm back! You know what that means? Yup, time to raid the candy stash and look after my @LaptopLoserSam again.
![Highly aggressive towards any living lifeforms. Ambush predators. Perfect organisms. [Alien RP | Multiverse RP | #Ðεѕυ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1314093437004722179/XIn-inUz.jpg)
𝑿𝑿𝟏𝟐𝟏 @ForeignForm
226 Followers 105 Following Highly aggressive towards any living lifeforms. Ambush predators. Perfect organisms. [Alien RP | Multiverse RP | #Ðεѕυ]
... @siccaneous
545 Followers 119 Following ⠀ ⠀⚔ ┊〝 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬 〞. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ ᴀ 'ʟɪʟ 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠﹖⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸៸ ⠀![Got a hitch with me? You might wan' take issues up with the big guy. You ain't usin' that vessel, right? @OddDisillusions belong 't me, got it? [OC RP, 18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000216724258/d1049c5133748e64269a4673b5041f8b.jpeg)
Ｖｉｒｕｓ Ａ�... @TyroOfLight
16 Followers 72 Following Got a hitch with me? You might wan' take issues up with the big guy. You ain't usin' that vessel, right? @OddDisillusions belong 't me, got it? [OC RP, 18+]
Equius Zahhak @HeirofSTRENGTH
134 Followers 218 Following I am Equius Zahhak, Heir of Void /and Swagger/. I don my OBEY snapbacks everyday because YOLO. I am without a doubt the STRONGEST troll. ... Do you even lift?
... @IMPICERA
2K Followers 337 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↳ ❝ 𝖂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒅 ♡ 𝕭𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 ¡! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Mituna Captor @mittygiggles
372 Followers 480 Following //humanstuck\eighteen\multiship\poor\cutting and suicide mentions/tweets\possible drug use//![I don't care who you're wearing. Not one bit. Keep your distance and leave me to study, you stuck up douchebag. [Douchestuck 18+ RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3646108937/bce2dbfbb57aed402c90dcf3f8dba886.jpeg)
Dirk Strider @asceticdenial
117 Followers 157 Following I don't care who you're wearing. Not one bit. Keep your distance and leave me to study, you stuck up douchebag. [Douchestuck 18+ RP]![H3Y :] 1 L1K3 SC4L3M4T3S, JUST1C3, 4ND 1M S3CR3TLY FLUSH3D FOR K4RK4T V4NT4S. SHHH... 1TS 4 S3CT3T!](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3624535469/a39dfe84643967b8732ebc71e730e331.jpeg)
Terezi Pyrope @tzpyroper
120 Followers 161 Following H3Y :] 1 L1K3 SC4L3M4T3S, JUST1C3, 4ND 1M S3CR3TLY FLUSH3D FOR K4RK4T V4NT4S. SHHH... 1TS 4 S3CT3T!
アスキーアート... @TwitAA_bot
36K Followers 0 Following Xで使えるアスキーアートをつぶやくbotです。 あなたのTLをを華やかにします。自由にパクツイ（Copy and Paste）してね！ 新しいアスキーアートは随時追加します。過去のアスキーアートが見たい場合はTwilogをご覧ください。アイコン @Ponsu_kontsu
-Deceased- @ShatteredClock
133 Followers 246 Following Your name is DAVID STRIDER or DAVE. You got into a terrible ACCIDENT and DIED. You were married to @BlindSollux and had a KID.
Horuss Zahhak @GiddyUpZahhak
158 Followers 141 Following 8=D I apologize if any of my tweets may be triggering! This colt may still be getting ahold of the reins of Tw*tter! (( http://t.co/yG49uEgzCI @cozyoctopus ))![Well, I'd like to say hello but that would mean conversing with someone who isn't worth my time. Chandra Shinkyo, 24th in Aizen-sama's army. [Shit arrancar OC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000602911066/f26db848c25b69422f58b8e2c4835973.jpeg)
チャンドラ神橋... @AcquiescentPurr
117 Followers 167 Following Well, I'd like to say hello but that would mean conversing with someone who isn't worth my time. Chandra Shinkyo, 24th in Aizen-sama's army. [Shit arrancar OC]
Altarf Vantas @BrightestCancer
91 Followers 346 Following *smiles reaching out to say hello* Father: @Karkat_Blood *Mother*: @CancerousKnight Mom: @Princess0fHope
Bobby Thomas @pleasant_tries
48 Followers 51 Following Your name is BOBBY and you're becoming part of a group STRANGER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED - though your PAST may put you CLOSER THAN YOU EXPECT. (( homestuck OC ))
homestuck 4life @Homestuck4life
593 Followers 150 Following Hey this is a Homestuck account, obviously. Thanks for the follow!!
Dave Strider @djstrides
209 Followers 197 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you came to lay down some SICK BEATS and WRECK SHIT UP. |most likely NSFW|
Feferi Peixes @CuttleFishCuti_
28 Followers 53 Following Glub Glub~! Feferi )(ere to make friends 38D ♥~ | ♠~ | ♦~ | ♣~ |
Bro Strider @ManStrider
219 Followers 100 Following I am a flaming hot bromosexual. If you are a bro I am attracted to you bro. I am owner and ceo of Smuppets Puppets inc.![Hey! My name is Jade. Im 17 and i won SBURB with my awesome friends.[RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3614567836/8d81ef9c4c2952cc3f0b3962dfdc154a.jpeg)
Jade :D @MuteJadeHarley
237 Followers 420 Following Hey! My name is Jade. Im 17 and i won SBURB with my awesome friends.[RP]
Dixi Strider @THELadyStrider
18 Followers 55 Following
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