Gustav Monteblanc @RealGustav
Raconteur, Rabid Anti-Banana-ite, Tinkerer, Self Described Luddite, One Third of Can You Hear Me? canyouhearmepod.com The 903 wilderness Joined November 2015-
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@RealGustav Indeed there is good sir who I don’t know. You can purchase it on Amazon or from many other fine book purveyors. amazon.com/Roman-Spectacl…
While adding The Dumb Zone to my Apple Podcasts app (just to help the dudes…Patreon subscriber since day 1), I decided to clear out old ones that I don’t listen to or that no longer put out content. Couldn’t get rid of this one though. Gotta be ready if there’s a reunion.
If you are a fan of Matt Berry @porksmith I highly recommend you watch his 2004 masterpiece AD/BC: a Rock Opera. It's like Jesus Christ Superstar meets Mighty Boosh youtu.be/JS1eTb6smNM?si…
A whole town of Gustavs? Just imagine all the hand tools .
For the three people who miss a podcast I used to do with two other old bastards, this is the sort of content you are missing.
Out of context Shannnnnnnn
If you are at the Meyerson tonight, say hello to High Society @HeavyLongmire He is the one wearing a bolo tie and whittlin in the lower balcony.
Hey @HeavyLongmire, ever see this pic of me and @tywebb3000 when we were in 3rd grade.
Out of context Shann is best Shann
Mrs. G and I found us a morel spot
Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch is a one-of-a-kind experience with an all-star cast. Now on Blu-ray & Digital.
Not the terrorists!!!
Actually a pretty nice little Saturday! 🚩
I am sitting in a "restaurant" in the 903 and "Stranglehold" is playing in honor of @jaycranfill's birthday. Doctors said they had never seen a babby formed with traps like that ever.
You're a shitty economist if you didn't see inflation coming.
You're a shitty economist if you didn't see inflation coming. https://t.co/3RMDFNP5Bq
This is beyond INSANE. Unrealized capital gains aren't real. They can be erased in a 24 hour period until profits are taken. These people are extremely dangerous.
"The unrealized gains tax is only for Billionaires" 100 years ago they claimed that about the income tax too. With an unrealized gains tax, they'll start taxing your retirement savings. They're taxing assets you haven't sold (and therefore don't even have the money for).
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1.0M Followers 21 Following Hyros. Neo Tokyo. Life stuff on https://t.co/lcpQ4QMUFn | 2024 Holds n Partners https://t.co/PEDIyoSP6q@RealGustav I've heard that, too, lol. Sooo funny.
Stop reading my Outlook calendar
@figure4pointer just honkin tits haphazardly
Kurt Russell talks about The Haunted Mansion, 1970
@RealGustav @dramatic_one My father was friends with her. He was special forces and met her several times and was her guide on one of her tours in the part of Vietnam she was at. I have pictures somewhere in a box.
Happy 71st birthday to the brilliant Rick Moranis. Rick as Michael McDonald on SCTV kills me every time.
If Scrooge were still around he would have 100% been a main character this cycle. I miss you brother.
The secret message on the back cover of Mad Magazine was a monthly highlight of my childhood …
@JustCristobal @RealGustav In all the years of hearing about the Fake Bailey Jay I never googled Bailey Jay. That was a curve ball. I then activated the @KJe11is search protocols. Even a bigger curve ball. I'm going back to watching Star Trek and the Masters.
@RealGustav Let me know when y’all are ready to branch out to the big screen. I’ve already got a script for Three Wise Men and a Baby…just gotta get Guttenberg on board.
This is probably a question for about three people, but is Drop Beth also Fake Bailey Jay?
@RealGustav The big showcase winners!!
@RealGustav @dramatic_one “You can sit and enjoy this stylish patio furniture while staring aaaattttttt…..your very own flower cart!!!!”
The Kids in the Hall are goddamn comedy legends, that’s just a fact.
@RealGustav This guy reminds me of you.
Your favorite 1999 movie? You only get ONE pick.
Your favorite 1999 movie? You only get ONE pick.
Another eclipse this afternoon?? Unbelievable
I got gym time on my calendar for work as a reoccurring meeting called health check because I’ve prioritized it. Somebody finally asked me what this meeting is and I said it’s for me to meditate and ponder the days tasks and issues. So now I’m the weird spiritual guy
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