Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

The original hater #RealGrumpySmurf (This is satire, not personal, if I replied to your post it implies that I read it 😎👍, #FollowBack blocking is 4 bitches) Smurfville Joined June 2018

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate courtroom sketches. Is there an actual point to this practice? Are these pictures being hung in a museum? Do they have any value at all? We have cameras ya know. Just seems like an unnecessary waste of tax payers dollars for someone to color in a courtroom.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate therefore I am

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that these replies are based on the benefits of society and not YOU, YOUR PERSONAL SELF, IN A DIRECT WAY. Are you a park, a road, the military, ect? No, you are the individual. If wealth distribution works then why are people on welfare poor? Need to ask bigger questions.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate this question that nobody seems to be able to answer. How does taxing rich people benefit YOU PERSONALLY? Will you get a cut of that money? Doubt it. Seems to me it would only make the government (the crown) more wealthy.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that any lie told to Congress is a crime but any lie told by Congress is just fine. It's also greatly amusing that truths and lies are the same thing only depending on what narrative someone wants to hear. Can't be woke in an echo chamber.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

@TulsiGabbard I hate regime-change policies

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate being the last person I know who still hasn't gotten their tax return. Don't fk me around government. The tax return process is dumb af to me as it is. Why they take my money out of my check just to give it back later is pointless.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

@ScrewedHumans I hate irony

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that most people are guided in their hate. They only hate because the TV told them to. Vaguely aware of what they are even talking about they regurgitate someone else's outrage. If they really cared they would lead not follow the crowd.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

@chuckthomas02 @RealTT2020 I hate how easy it is to catch fish in this pond

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that most people who are hyperactivly into politics are severely hypocritical. Just make it easy, join forces and become the Hypocrat party. That way you can be fake with everyone and not just your friends. I shit on likes and shares. I am the truth

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that the government keeps threatening to shut down during tax season. Could you wait till the summer at least to have your petty flings? It doesn't look good no matter what kaleidoscope you are trying to view it in. Do your jobs or resign you're holding up the rest of us.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that there are people out there who think killing all the cows will save the world from climate change. Your plan is genocide, a forced extinction of a species. I never want to hear you cry about animals ever again.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate that people are so cowardly they refuse to add people who think differently from them. You're not diverse, inclusive, ect. You live in a cave talking to yourself. All you say is all you want to hear. Weak.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate when people complain about term limits but don't realize these people are elected not hired. Stop voting for them, easy.

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Grumpy Smurf @RealGrumpySmurf

7 years ago

I hate wisdom teeth surgery. Mainly having to keep swabs in my mouth all day is the problem. Makes my mouth water like crazy trying to digest it since I haven't eaten since yesterday.