Ray Mears @RayMears2
Joined January 2013-
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Btw it's not my piss. Chris had a bit too much to drink and had one of his episodes again. hes just a kid but I swear he does it on purpose
People complain about the heat,but I love it.gives me a chance to dry my piss stained trousers...
Could save the NHS a packet.im going to do it in the privacy of my own sleeping bag later.feels wrong doing it infront of bagel bite
Btw Bruce's suggestion went down a storm with the lads.said its better than heroin.the NHS could cut back on methadone & subscribe inverting
People look at me like I'm mad when I've asked them for a spare Claritin but have no problem buying a me a sandwich from M&S #themindboggles
Hay fever has really kicked in today.been testing natural remedies all day but nothing will suffice.Bruce suggested inverting my penis #lad
Just been evading security in the Westfield cos of the snow.if they catch me I'm gonna have to spend the day on the tube again #survivalist
Just checked my account after Red Nose Day on Friday,down £75.a right laugh but always 1 hell of a guilt trip #rnd #rednoseday #survivalist
@theNudgeLondon does anyone know and decent campsites in Shepherd's Bush? Preferably near to an indigenous fried chicken establishment?
(do otter's even have pockets? Is it as wet as a beaver's pocket maybe? Beavers are generally soggy aren't they?)
Need some Gaviscon asap-Terrible heartburn. But its wetter than an otter's pocket out there. I hate the rain.
@BKbiancadonk not me though surely?I'm a survivalist. Give me a cotton bud, a twig and a lighter and I WILL make fire. Unless its raining.
@secret_london Do not try & camp on Shepherd's Bush Green. The fauna is redundant and the natives a tad hostile.
@Shrimpress I had spit roasted badger with squirrel turdlets.
Watching that jock Murray lose in the tennis. Again.
@cazcheets are there any decent campsites on Kavos?
How do you want your squirrel? Well- done, medium or rare?
I love snow, but remember, don't eat the yellow stuff. That's what the Eskimos taught me.
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