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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? To avoid car-pool tunnel!
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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.
What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes.
Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered.
A bee is flying around looking for some nectar to make his honey and cannot find any. so this other bee buzzes up and says "hey there...
What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A Dairy Heir.
there was this man in cherry noles and he was throwin saw dust down and this man walked over to him and said why r u throwing saw dus...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What did the tire say to the tire? I'm tired!
WHY DID THE BURGALAR TAKE A BATH?? HE WANTED A CLEAN GET-A-WAY
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings.
How do you catch an elephant? You dig a hole fill it with ashes and when the elephant walks by kick him in the ash hole!
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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? It was a litterbug.
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