Zelenskyy is a phone bank and a retarded toddler away from holding a full-on PBS pledge drive on national TV.
@RAZ0RFIST Here's what it would look like in animated form.
@RAZ0RFIST Oh no. I hear QVC infomercial jingles.
@RAZ0RFIST Don't forget the Tote Bags...
@RAZ0RFIST Now you're just tempting the clowns of fate to saunter over and pull that lever.
@RAZ0RFIST And it'll never end, 6 months and he'll be begging for more...
@RAZ0RFIST And he has special Muppets from Congress as guest
@RAZ0RFIST His ancestors...and his uncle Bob.
@RAZ0RFIST I don't even think they need the money, but demanding more money gives them the leverage to steal the Russians frozen assets.
@RAZ0RFIST I can see it now; AI recreations of Michael Jackson & Luciano Pavarotti singing the Ukraine national anthem while Zelensky cries.
@RAZ0RFIST Yep. And we'd be supplying the tote bags.