Funny Firefighters @QuotingFiremen
Basically, this is the randomness that comes out of firefighters mouths.... Joined January 2011-
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Pros and cons of fighting fire in the winter. Pro: It's warm Con: To do the job correctly means getting rid of the only pro.
BIG TIRES + LOUD MOTOR = PENIS!
Driver-Can I go down here? FF-No Driver-Someone hurt? FF-Maybe Driver-what the hell do you know, do I need to turn around? FF- .........yes
FF-"This doomsday has been plotted by a people who couldn't foresee inoculations."
FF1-"I'm moving to Colorado!" FF2-"Why is that?" FF1-"I hear they have a great ISO rating!" FF2-"Really?" FF1-"Uhhhhhh sure."
FF1-"What was that?!" FF2-"That's a turd honking for the right away." FF3-"Damn man, my mouth was open!"
FF1-"How is it a sexless coupling?" FF2-"It's not sex if your just twisting, just hurts like hell."
FF1-"Any good runs?" FF2-"Had some bad ground beef the other night, I had some good runs for a day or so!" FF1-".…..............."
FF1-"Heat doesn't rise, it evaporates." FF2-"We've been doing this job all wrong!"
FF-"The saddest thing about this show is it just proves that Emergency is still the most authentic... and the most outdated by 40 years."
FF-"I think I would trust a 12 year old with a medical degree drawn out in crayon before I would the paramedic on Chicago fire"
FF-"Bananas are the only fruit that gets naked for you to enjoy"
FF1-Wife cooked tonight, you gonna stop by later? FF2-Do most bears trip LSD while following there migratory patterns in the late fall? Yes!
I became a vampire because some hot chick told me to. (pause) I am a pushover.
FF- "Don't make fun of the kids on the short bus when your riding in the front seat."
FF-"Chlamydia is never worth clapping about."
FF-"My gut felt like it was on fire so bad that I had to shit in the creek as to not burn down the woods."
"You see that?! That woman looks like she has a dead opossum on her head!"
"Was my comeback so awesome that it induced a coma?"
"Ever seen a mirror fall off the wall because it's trying to follow you? Happens to me every time."
BillR @BillR657695
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