ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

Enter the home of the old, good #Twitter. Online Joined July 2011

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

6 hours ago

- FriEND - BoyfriEND - GirlfriEND - BestfriEND - Only neighbor's renovation has no END.

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Well, it's been just a week and it's clear that Durov is full of sh*t. The key takeaway from his interview? "I never bow to authorities. FREEDOM is paramount, I don't work with special services," and other bull. Then he goes and blocks all opposition channels in Ukraine.…

Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson

2 weeks ago

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

8 hours ago

Technically, you've got 5 minutes left to live, but with every breath, you reset the timer.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

10 hours ago

Just saw something weird. A guy took his dog out for a walk. The pooch circled the yard and sat down, staring at its owner. The guy sighed, said, "again?" And softly started to sing. The dog immediately began to crap. He sings pretty well, by the way.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

13 hours ago

When I popped glycine under my eyelids, injected green tea into my thigh, and sat down to read some news on 𝕏.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

15 hours ago

Sorry, we need to break up, I'm just not suffering enough with you.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

a day ago

Nostalgia moment: a roundup of old-school stuff and tech that Gen Z just won’t get.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

and some other little benifits

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

- Cash? - Karma. - You mean card? - No. *runs off with the goods*

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

I'm sure a lot of people are like that now.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

[1789, a woman opens a beautifully sealed letter by courier] Oh my God... Another gentleman sent me a portrait of his pᴁnis.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

🧐 biathlon is a scam

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

2 days ago

Morganucodon - the world's first mammal.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

A world that makes prosthetic tails for foxes that lost theirs isn't doomed yet. A bit of kindness for your feed.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

Why didn't we organize an annual victory parade after beating the COVID, where we could honor healthcare workers and proudly showcase new medical tech?

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

Guy Ritchie and Chekhov crossover where a merchant suggests to a broke noblewoman to chop down her cherry orchard and plant a hemp one instead.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

Life hack: if you're dying from a headache, rub aromatic oils on your temples. Now it's like you’re dying in a pine forest.

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

A crisis is the best time to hit the supermarket and see which brands are still on the shelves. What brand is so 💩 that nobody grabs it even under the threat of WW3?

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ℚ𝟝𝕚𝕖𝕥 @Q5iet

3 days ago

[Fishnet stockings invention] FISHERMAN 1: Help! I'm tangled in a fishing net! FISHERMAN 2: Is it just me or is this kinda... sexy? FISHERMAN 3: No, it's not just you. This is seriously hot.