Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

The one-eyed orange storage monster! purestorage.com Mountain View, CA Joined August 2019

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

5 years ago

@QuinnyPig @nytimes This is awful on so many levels. You are butt hurt that a company dared to block you. And then you are so fragile and so insecure you have to drop a media piece? Dude, you are fucking hilarious but stop jumping the shark fan boying yourself.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

5 years ago

@jdooley_clt ROCKSTAR!

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

5 years ago

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

hahahahahahaha

Business Tactical @Bacon_Is_King

6 years ago

This is surprisingly accurate

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@jbminn @QuinnyPig And by that logic, no one should buy your book from the same company that built the CIA cloud. Makes total sense.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@QuinnyPig No, it was tone deaf and stupid. And, even after careful reflection, you still don't get it. You can (and should) evaluate candidates based on what they did or didn't do in their roles, but you don't dismiss someone simply by the name of the company.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@jdooley_clt Bold.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Doing more deep diving on #DellEMC and shockingly surprised just how far behind they are in 2020 on both storage and cloud. They may be #1 in footprint but they are badly ripping off their customers. Stay tuned as I peel back their bullshit.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

So it's like a probiotic for all the Dell storage cheese you've been consuming for years and now you need to get regular?

Business Tactical @Bacon_Is_King

6 years ago

This is surprisingly accurate

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

The @DellEMC #PowerStore is premium-priced recycled technology. It is built for data center zombies. RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Party like it's 2009!

Business Tactical @Bacon_Is_King

6 years ago

This is surprisingly accurate

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@jdooley_clt @VMware @VMworld Oh, it's not complicated...

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Just throwing this out there for #TFDx #PowerStore #Purestorage #poweredup @DellEMCStorage @CTOAdvisor @esignoretti

Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Maybe I've been drinking too many screwdrivers, but WTAF @DellEMC? Your biggest storage announcement in years and you deliver RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Joe Tucci called, he wants the company back!

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

When will you cover the logic of RAID 5 on 15TB drives? #TFDx #PowerStore #Purestorage

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Which part explains RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Asking for a friend.

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Maybe I've been drinking too many screwdrivers, but WTAF @DellEMC? Your biggest storage announcement in years and you deliver RAID 5 on 15TB drives? Joe Tucci called, he wants the company back!

Chris_Mellor @Chris_Mellor

6 years ago

Dell EMC launches PowerStore into converged storage array seas - blocksandfiles.com/2020/05/05/del…

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@jdooley_clt Because you are like Michael Jordan? Because you are the best in the world at what you do and drag others with you?

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@wgrava @PureStorage What about @vStewed? Love me some @vStewed!

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

@Bacon_Is_King @TDataScience Nice! You rock Li'l Gabe!

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

Not intimidated!

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Pure Flashy Flash @PureFlashyFlash

6 years ago

#CourageIsBeautiful

Shawn Rosemarin @ShawnRosemarin

6 years ago

Great time with Steve McDowell and @amd_matt last week talking about some of the "dynamics of the data center in a quarantined world". Had fun sharing some insights on what we are seeing across the industry and also speaking to how Pure Storage is leverag…lnkd.in/eJYZHhk