Punit ive to @PunitiveToe

@TheDailyShow i already know what @DesiLydic is preparing for her next show

Sentences that changed my life: • Neuroplasticity will make you a millionaire. • Subconscious programming runs your life. • The best investments have asymmetric risks. • Working in a flow state is the most productive. • Hang around high performers to become one. • People buy your energy, not your skills. • F*ck around and figure it out. • Stress is a sign of growth, not a defect. • Be an athlete, an artist, or an entrepreneur. • The future belongs to non-linear careers. • Treat social media like a video game. • Have a psychopathic sense of urgency. • Delusional optimism is how you win. • Writing is thinking. • Selling is just helping people. • Only leverage creates wealth. • You will never get rich on a salary. • Smart people overthink everything. • Do the opposite of 99% of society. • To persuade, make people feel something. • Share a worldview online instead of a niche. • Posting on YouTube builds trust faster in an AI world. • The solution to money problems is just to make more money. • Either figure out sales & marketing, or work a job where a company does it for you.

@ThePujaTeli democracy needs to have a button for removal from opposition as well. India is suffering coz there is no competent opposition to bring real issues of people before the government to keep them accountable.

@KatieZacharia All the best!

@Mpolymer Trumps actually genius. This gives the @DailyShow and SNL no opportunity to create a satire

@ImBreckWorsham blonde making fun of another blonde. o the irony

@cellah26bsky would boys create another season just to bring her irl character alive on screen

2006 mumbai,was returning frm college. I got dwn at andheri station-6.24 pm frm the very train whr pressure cooker blasted near jogeshwari. My mom was unconscious thinking I died, my dad felt helpless till I reached home so fuck you and your type who think pre 2014 was good.

flick @onlykohly

2 days ago

twitter ke saare modibhakt 2014 se pehle bomb blast survivors the, khet mein hagte the, bijli sapne mein bhi nahi aati thi. phir modi ji aaye aur inki zindagi mein pehli baar civilization aayi 😭😭

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Two fucking years on semen retention, only to find out the whole testosterone hype is bullshit. If you're doing it thinking your T levels are gonna go through the roof, I've got some disappointing news for you. But after a few months, I noticed something else happening. You stop being so desperate for women, attention and validation. You start realising how much of your life you've wasted chasing shit that gives you fuck all back. And the magnetism? That's where it gets interesting. You're no longer that needy bastard chasing his next dopamine hit. You see an attractive woman and suddenly your brain doesn't turn into a fucking Labrador waiting for a treat. Funny enough, that's when you start noticing people responding differently to you. Don't get too cocky though. The matrix will test the absolute fuck out of you. Just when you think you've got your lust under control, here comes temptation looking like it was personally designed to ruin your streak. That's when you find out whether you've actually mastered yourself or you've just been hiding from your own urges. And retention alone ain't gonna do shit if you're still sitting there fantasising all day. You've got to learn how to transmute that sexual energy into something useful. Your body, your mind, your work, your family. Otherwise, what the fuck are you retaining it for? Unless you're like me, of course. I refuse to watch corn because I believe that shit damages your soul. I've done my homework, and I ain't interested in mixing certain bloods after 2021 either. If that's your reasoning, I completely understand. But you've still got to do something with all that energy. As for testosterone, I've experimented with things like bulbine natalensis, and in my experience, that shit does fucking wonders. Do your own homework though. I ain't a health adviser, I'm just telling you what I've personally experimented with. Retention itself hasn't been shown to give you a permanent testosterone boost. Two years in, I've realised something. The biggest change wasn't in my balls. It was realising just how much control I'd been handing over to my own lust without even noticing. Turns out my dick wasn't the one who needed disciplining. My fucking brain was. Have a nice day, little bro. Hope that helped!

6 months of government did what 60 years of government couldn’t. 🧡 Welcome to Kolkata, India.🇮🇳🫶🏻

West Bengal back in its glory, thanks to Vote Chori 😍

Alpakanya @Alpakanya

a day ago

Kolkata has transformed beautifully for Durga Puja. The power of your 1 vote 🙏🏼🪷

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Laughing out Loud 😂😂

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"1950 Barishal, East Pakistan: “An old Hindu teacher was burnt alive by his own Muslim students. The teacher, who was a bachelor and lived in Muladi with his widowed sister, had dedicated all his life to his profession. Among his students, the marjority of whom were Muslims, picked up their old teacher and placed him in a huge bonfire of faggots. While he was being roasted alive, these boys danced around the fire in merriment. The sister escaped to Calcutta and related the tale of this gruesome murder.”(AJ Kamra The Prolonged Partition and its Pogroms”, Voice Pf India, New Delhi, 2020, p, 68)

@RajivMessage the bright side of the picture is that american kids dont study

I thank the man for speaking the unvarnished truth. This is exactly what has happened in my state of West Bengal, which was sought to be set right by the SIR exercise. That is why all this hue and cry against Gyanesh Kumar. It is from W Bengal that Bangladeshi Muslim infiltrators have fanned out across India. It is important that people of other states understand the danger. Bangladesh, with its population density of about 1200 per sq km is literally bursting at the seams and trying to invade India whose density is only about 400 per sq km. That is what this Mulla is yelling about. Rahul Gandhi and the cockroach gang are all complicit in this nefarious design.

Sagarsufian @Sagarsufian2

2 days ago

The Bangladesh Army isn't needed to defeat India; we alone are enough. If all our Bangladeshi Muslims infiltrate India, Modi will abandon his post and flee. There are millions of Bangladeshis in India; one call from us, and they would wipe out all the Hindus in a single stroke,"

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@UnSubtleDesi i think with longer hair you look more beautiful. your husband is a lucky man

BREAKING ⚠️ 2 Maldivian pilots of FlyDubai detained by UAE authorities days after the attempted terror hijacking. Maldivian media reported the story from Oct 3, but detail missed by rest of the press. Both are co-pilots believed to be close to Al Hammami. Currently in custody.

@ShaneEBurns previously there was a name for people like you - dacoits

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@7SwanSwimming in the new world people can just self identify themselves as qualified, is it