Life of a Server @ProbsOfAServer
Started from the bottom now we're here #promoted Joined January 2013-
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@ProbsOfAServer last table just left AN HOUR AFTER WE CLOSE #serverproblems
When you stumble badly during a sentence the customers look at you like:
"We're ready to order!" "Alright, what can I get for you?" *spends the next five minutes asking about 10 different items on the menu
Work is hell for 6 hours and one moment of heaven when you get tipped out 💸💸💸
*drops glass of water in kitchen "FUCK!" *comes out and every customer in the restaurant is staring at you
If you stay at my table for 3+ hours talking I will "accidentally" spill a tray of water on you
When you can't find the pen in your apron while taking an order
bae: come over me: im at work bae: my parents aren't home me:
If you leave a $2 tip on a $30 bill I may or may not hunt you down
@HelenaMalyarsky we got #promoted
I could be a fucking circus performer after learning how to balance a tray of drinks
When you come in to work tired af
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Shoutout to @DennysDiner for striking out instead of hitting a grand slam #yourfoodtastelikeshit
god fucking shit I hate hosts they're so dumb
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