Pratchett Quotes @PratchettQuotes
Just a zealot attempting to convert the world to Pratchettism. - @Kymburleev fortheloveofpratchett.blogspot.com Canada Joined May 2010-
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“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.” ― #TerryPratchett, #MonstrousRegiment #Pratchett #Quotes
"If they're said with the right passion and the gods are feeling bored, sometimes the universe will reform itself around words like that. Words have always had the power to change the world. #TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes
"They didn't have any gods themselves but were generally polite about those belonging to other people." -#TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes
Twoflower never wanted to cause any trouble. Some people never did. Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?” #TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes
"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things." -#TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes
"Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people." - Terry #Pratchett #Quotes
“They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.” — Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but...No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness...is waiting for it.”
"You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top." - Terry Pratchett
"The thing with crowns is, it isn’t the putting them on that’s the problem, it’s the taking them off." - Terry Pratchett
"Everyone’s just people." - Terry Pratchett
"There’s nothing wrong with cackling. In moderation." - Terry Pratchett
“Somebody had to taste the first snail.” - Terry Pratchett
“We humans definitely need other people to keep us human.” - Terry Pratchett
"Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped." - Terry Pratchett
"Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something." - Terry Pratchett
"It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole." - Terry Pratchett
"Bandits and governments 'ave so much in common that they might be interchangeable anywhere in the world." - Terry Pratchett
"A crowbar is a universal pass key." - Terry Pratchett
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Never gets old, this. x.com/pratchettquote…
"Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people." - Terry #Pratchett #Quotes
Always a favourite x.com/pratchettquote…
"Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people." - Terry #Pratchett #Quotes
Today is a cackling day :) x.com/pratchettquote…
"There’s nothing wrong with cackling. In moderation." - Terry Pratchett
Happy Birthday TP. A man of genius - very sadly missed xx x.com/pratchettquote…
"Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something." - Terry Pratchett
Spent the night wandering a futuristic Swedish mall, solving mysteries while dressed only in a towel. Hitchhiker meets Mall Cop. #IdReadThat
We fell together like colliding stars, like black holes merging, like nothing in all the worlds could separate us again. Limitless. #FP
I've long suspected that alien mind control could become a real thing. Glimpsing news headlines has me hoping it already is.
I love quirky FB convos where I get to say stuff like: "Kim: All the appeal of chocolate, none of the calories!* *Unless you're a cannibal."
"Was it someone from 'Quirm' by any chance?" ;) x.com/pratchettquote…
“Somebody had to taste the first snail.” - Terry Pratchett
Yes. Definitely.#amwriting #essay x.com/pratchettquote…
“He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.” ― Terry Pratchett
My favourite quote. x.com/pratchettquote…
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for the day. But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” ―Terry Pratchett
And another! @PratchettQuotes I am loving your work this week. x.com/pratchettquote…
"It is always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."
Pratchett est sans doute le plus goffmanien des écrivains x.com/pratchettquote…
"No one with their sleeves rolled up who walks purposefully with a piece of paper held conspicuously in their hand is ever challenged."
Cc @linpod x.com/pratchettquote…
"No one with their sleeves rolled up who walks purposefully with a piece of paper held conspicuously in their hand is ever challenged."
Some Friday wisdom from Sir Terry. x.com/pratchettquote…
"No one with their sleeves rolled up who walks purposefully with a piece of paper held conspicuously in their hand is ever challenged."
I knew there would be a @PratchettQuotes to explain the #fuckparade #cerealcafe idiocy
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