PostGradGrls @PostGradGrls
I thought life after college would be amazing but the only thing that's happened to me is I've gotten fat. Welcome to my post grad life. Joined August 2013-
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I signed up for a week's worth of gym classes and I didn't go to any of them. Story of my life.
I had a dream that I had this wonderful boyfriend and then I woke up alone in my bed and Life just laughed at me and said, "You wish."
Dear Kim Kardashian. Cut off some of your boobs and mail them to me please.
Is it so wrong that I enjoy sitting in my pajama's with a tub of chocolate ice cream & The Mindy Project on TV? #DontCare
My parents called to talk about paying for my own phone bills and all I could reply back with was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" #PostGradGrls
Everyone has that friend that just can't seem to get a boyfriend...I've come to find out I'm THAT friend.
My drinking tolerance has gone down significantly ever since I graduated from college. 5 drinks and I'm too hungover to function
Every time I'm at the gym, I always see how far the girl next to me has run and try to beat her #Competition #SorryNotSorry
Are you there God? It's me. Can you send me a #boyfriend?
You know you've made it when you can buy home decor at #Anthropologie....too bad I've yet to experience it
I wore my sexy bra tonight for nothing #Fail
The more engagement pictures I see on Facebook, the more my liver is dying
They should make drinking #wine at 5 pm a mandatory law
Trying to lose weight is like trying to get rid of your ex-boyfriend. They both won't stop clinging on
That awful problem when you have to go to the bathroom and you're sitting at your crush's house...
I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare bit.ly/info4aca
Can someone tell me why I can't find a #boyfriend?
I'm debating signing up for Match.com so I can have someone to sleep with at night #Boyfriendless #SingleLife
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