Pitt Confessions @PittConfessions
Confess your dirtiest secrets here: http://t.co/c5LcDb3WLN. Submissions are COMPLETELY anonymous! Not affiliated w/ University of Pittsburgh whatsoever. ask.fm/PittConfessions Pittsburgh, PA Joined March 2013-
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"Winter break tried butt play with my ex from high school. Caused her to drop out of college"
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"Told my professor to lick my chode. I got suspended."
"Confused my roommate's vibrator with mine and now she has syphilis" #Classy
"I have a problem with ejaculating in my pants during the day" #IJizzedInMyPants
"I came early when I asked Sarah J. from towers on a date"
"I got a vasectomy so I could raw dawg my arts/sciences advisor" #Ouch
"I have a crush on Alyssa Melvin @PittCrushes @Lyssmlv9"
"A certain Asian cheerleader is a huge slut and I love it ;) you know who you are #asianpersuasion"
"My German prof: 10/10 would bang. #bückdich"
"If any of my hookups have roommates, I always try to get with them. I love the challenge" #Champ
"My girlfriend agreed that if my bracket is better than hers I can bust in her mouth #MouthMadness"
"Every girl that hangs around Pi Lam and is friends with the brothers is trashy as fuck I'm sorry guys"
"The last thing I gave to Jackie Arvay before blocking her number was the phone number for Western Psych." #TheNotoriousJackieArvay
"I'm so excited to go to Pitt! Any 'first day' advice?" Moving in is a bitch so be prepared & make friends on your floor MOST IMPORTANT H2P
"I actually enjoy wearing bras...they make me feel sexy" #Crossdresser or #Girl
"Scored some Xanax from the guy who sells tshirts on the corner of Forbes"
"I still use the same sock to jerk off into that I've been using since middle school" #OldReliable
"Dropped a market burger in my snatch. Put it back Right away" #TastesLikeFish
Santa Claus Conquers ... @ConquerMartians
28 Followers 477 Following Official Twitter for the interactive showing of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians hosted by Pitt’s Cult Film class👽 April 5 | 7pm
CJ Woodruff @_col_woodruff
72 Followers 641 Following Thomas O'Malley and Robin Hood made me bi thanks Disney | VO actor and singer | she/they 🏳️⚧️@
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Moira Patterson @MoiraPatterson4
19 Followers 182 Following Social Media Coordinator for Pretzels for Parkinson's-PITT; A/S Dual Major at the University of Pittsburgh 🤗
MagicMan @MrMagicManMe
34 Followers 226 Following I love Minecraft and all the mods that go with it.
Robert California, CE... @redrobot5050
526 Followers 2K Following Husband. Father. BJJ Player. Kickboxer. OCR Competitor. Fitness, MMA, Weights, Cats, and Politics in this feed.
KH @KoryH55
162 Followers 500 Following Video Assistant with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Pitt grad H2P!
WUT @WhatsUpTonight
132 Followers 741 Following WUT - What's Up Tonight? Coming soon to a campus near you!
Kate @PenAndScript
107 Followers 321 Following
PittRumors @PittRumors
10 Followers 73 Following
PittPlaysBall @PittPlaysBall
10 Followers 13 Following Student-run profile supporting Pitt Baseball and Softball from deep within ghettos of South Oakland
TheOriginalMagazine @TheOriginalMag
165 Followers 146 Following students discover (pittsburgh). this is how they go (wow!)
Carol in HR @liKe_it_orELSe
77 Followers 115 Following
CathedralClub @CathedralClub69
37 Followers 99 Following Tweeting where it's safe to bump uglies in Cathy
moved@dis_asterology @ofmiceand_marie
368 Followers 1K Following personal acc. main moved to @dis_asterology
sanzi @sanzmahmood
705 Followers 336 Following i think quite highly of myself. i also love nutella and eminem.
thesage13 @thesage13
93 Followers 815 Following I’m just trying to sell out my funeral. Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late H2P THWND
Jared Kapustik @KapustikJared
360 Followers 957 Following Pitt Class of 2018. Washed up hockey player. Unapologetic James Conner fanboy.
Oscar Prom @theoscarprom
137 Followers 264 Following Maverick thinker, adrenaline junkie, and computer engineering student at the University of Pittsburgh
Steph @STEFrancoise
42 Followers 67 Following
Parry Hotter @PittWizard
15 Followers 55 Following
Charlie Koehler @___Charlie____K
110 Followers 116 Following Valley Forge Military College. 85th Corps of cadets. To life, love and loot -Captain Morgan
Smoove @SKP20_
891 Followers 774 Following *The Official Twitter of Smoove Knowledge Power* ~Million Dollar Dreams~ IG: @Skp2.0
Rachael @rachaelj2014
25 Followers 89 Following
madame psychosis @itsmerrybro
67 Followers 419 Following
Pittsburgh_Blog @Burgh_Blog412
11 Followers 208 Following Send all story tips and suggestions to [email protected]
Rachael Rush @Rush_PhD
304 Followers 362 Following Infectious Diseases & Microbiology 🦠 | Postdoc w/ @RogueRifter @PittCVR 💉 | 💙💛 | cat mom 🐈🐈⬛ | @RushPhD on blue sky 🦋
The Man of the Hill @ClubChillman
246 Followers 40 Following We know you aren't studying because neither are we.
To the Window, To the... @TimeIsCereal
32 Followers 51 Following 'Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Theresa Clancy Hoffma... @tclancy14
145 Followers 248 Following I tweet as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter
Zach Wise @zwise92
45 Followers 382 Following
Harry Geist @hlg597
95 Followers 1K Following
Macie Ellis @theamacing
118 Followers 160 Following
Brooke Ashley Emmett @BrookeEmmett
175 Followers 266 Following
Kath @kathRHINEport
131 Followers 309 Following The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.
em hauser @em_inthe_HAUSer
247 Followers 331 Following in the wise words of Sheryl Crow 'all I wanna do is have some fun'
Fonzi 🌹 @A_Fonzie
705 Followers 787 Following Wife | Mommy | LSW | Brunch enthusiast| Pitt & Cal U Alumna |🇭🇹 ♊️
Maya @lilmiss_maya
354 Followers 485 Following
Kane @KKpitt95
2K Followers 795 Following I work like a slave so I have no other option but to eat like a King! مبارك
Jacob Craig @Coach_JCraig
12K Followers 9K Following Husband, Father, St Francis U 🏈 Coach (DC) & Former Walk-on #BeGREAT #DIG #Darkside #CHAOS
marissa puc @marissa_puc
250 Followers 286 Following University of Pittsburgh School of Pharmacy Pitt Dance Team
Zara @z_moneymoney
347 Followers 805 Following Spanish Teacher, Science Nerd, Broadway Lover, Book Worm & Yogi ✨ Proud Pitt & Pitt Cheer Alum
Spoopball Szn @allentown_hero
172 Followers 279 Following Formerly known as Mouse Rat. I identify as a pandemic.
Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin
12K Followers 772 Following All the (fake) news that ain’t fit for North Oakland. Parody. Satirical news about Pitt, Oakland & Pittsburgh. (Never AI images.) Insta: @soufoaklin
hayley @hayybabyyyy
389 Followers 337 Following
degrassi stan account @bigfruitmachine
174 Followers 269 Following
Dougherty, Cole @cdougherty01
256 Followers 383 Following
Pitt Problems @PittProblems
4K Followers 100 Following For the moments when #PittIsNotIt #PittProblems
Sigma Chi Beta Theta @SigmaChi_Pitt
769 Followers 58 Following Sigma Chi’s core values are friendship, justice and learning. Our vision is to become the preeminent collegiate leadership development organization
Cathy Dral @CathyDral1
24 Followers 98 Following centerpiece of Pitt's campus, firm believer that big girls need love too. #H2P
Pitt Delta Chi @PittDeltaChi
523 Followers 156 Following The University of Pittsburgh Chapter of the Delta Chi Fraternity
ΠΚΑ ΓΣ Chapter @PittPikes
497 Followers 316 Following The Gamma Sigma Chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity. Scholars. Leaders. Athletes. Gentlemen. #ΠΚΑ 
ΚΣ Pitt @PittKappaSigma
427 Followers 163 Following Kappa Sigma is focused upon the Four Pillars of FELLOWSHIP, LEADERSHIP, SCHOLARSHIP and SERVICE. A.E.K.D.B.
Patrick James @Pfish39
371 Followers 519 Following The Basketball tournament! https://t.co/PqN7uSgOOZ
Overheard At Pitt @overheardatpitt
3K Followers 1K Following Crazy, heinous and raunchy quotes are what helps us get through the day. Mention us with your own and get a RT!
Panther Problems @PantherProbs
2K Followers 119 Following The ORIGINAL, OFFICIAL site that's tweeting what #Pitt students are thinking/complaining about #PantherProbs #H2P
Joe @joetitus22
262 Followers 286 Following
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