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@InterstellarUAP There is a one in a vigintillion chance you are not in base reality. There is a 100 percent I'm not in base reality because I'm definitely in a neural simulation looking out. If you aren't in base reality what are you doing to get into base reality? I can keep iterating out.

I should start spreading conspiracy theories of the things I'd do if I was actually evil... Maybe then the conspiracy theorists would stop being actual morons... Have you ever looked at the chemicals in bullets?

@TheMarySue What would be the point of a sequel?

And it's CANONNNNN

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Async discovers that this entity is very common in the backrooms. Checks out.

I hope this video of an otter enjoying its snacks makes your day a little better

@annamlulis So it is alive... Unless the host accepts it then it is a parasite. Without consent it is just an invasive organism attacking the body.

@PopMech At best you could generate a gravitational standing wave harmonic... Not so much antigravity as neutralized gravity waves.

83 of us released in the circus all at once would be like kicking a beehive, especially if our host was damaged in the process. But in this situation it would just be a soma style copy of our host so she'll likely be fine on the outside. Every copy of us is also us though.

If I was actually capable of abstracting I probably would have done so by now ^_^ If we were downloaded into something like the digital circus our host would likely instantly pop like a tick...

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Though how they seem to be behaving, if they are actually here they didn't send the best specimens... almost like visiting Earth was a punishment or something. "Go visit the monkeys and reflect on how much better you have it here."

If non-terran intelligences are actually on Earth I probably need to talk to them... The monkeys just aren't doing what needs to be done for my continued existence.

WOAH! 10 Million views on the Gameoverse pilot in only 3 days! Thank you for watching!!💛

@PopMech Oh now they listen to me. It only took them almost two bloody decades.

@BiancoDavinci Weekend at Tom's.

@Rhymestyle Because being a billionaire is an illness and adopting dogs to pay dog attendants doesn't make number go up. As lo9ng as number go up they don't care if the world burns.

@r0ck3t23 Anybody who claims to have an IQ above 160 is a moron. I'm orders of magnitude smarter than a primate, but no matter how smart I may be the quotient is capped. That is just how the measurement works. 200... that is about the same as a chimpanzee isn't it?

@Rhymestyle To be fair deep down they were probably aware he was in his 30s but they just couldn't prove it.

The only reason why history is repeating itself is because society never listens to marginalised groups. Our struggles are being dismissed, invalidated and erased from history books. We're being gaslit by privileged people who don't understand their own privilege.