🏴PermianPostReality🏴 @PermianPost
Word on the street, rumors and shitposting for the Permian. PE/E&P/OFS/bottom bitch 😘 Im a idiot TAMU=🍆🤡 liking my own tweets=endorsement 💪 Joined September 2019-
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@Tejanobrown I ❤️ porn on twitter
@PermiOG We crave farts, you’re feeding us for free
If Subarus account for more than 1% of vehicles in your neighborhood, move immediately. Liberals will turn it into a shithole in no time
@BblGhanoush That’s a turd cutter
@RichOToole Down in Port A too
Canada is gayer than Colorado (fake & gay place) Both start with a “C” and have excessive vowels
@ShaleTier7 Canada is gayer than Colorado (fake & gay place) Both start with a “C” and have excessive vowels
@ShaleTier7 Canada is fake and gay
@Rory_Johnston What’s the gayest and fakest card ?
@ManchesterUtd81 @Hotdogremix Throat goat
Cleaning up voicemails but had to keep this gem @ManchesterUtd81 🫶🏻
We have officially “Jumped the Shale”
you could literally buy all of canada for some of the prices the permian bois are paying for a single section today
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