▪ @PaulaInKansas

Joined April 2009

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

5 days ago

in case anyone was wondering... i did NOT just speak with Mitch McConnell on the phone. 😐

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B&S @_B___S

2 weeks ago

This dog's human made him a wheelchair, and his smiles say it all

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Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha

2 weeks ago

essa trend não é pra todo mundo

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HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___

2 weeks ago

the cat really seems to believe it and that makes my day 🥹

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

2 weeks ago

A wholesome moment. Mom giving her daughter one of the best experiences — memories that last forever, not just a day.

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

2 weeks ago

also, *it = this $1,000,000 bracket challenge! 🤑 fantasygames.nascar.com/in-season-chal… I chose Kyle Larson to win the champions round.

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

2 weeks ago

i'm STILL in it to win it*! *it = your 💝 😋😇

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I just entered The Big Bang Theory SUPERGIRL $5,000 #Sweepstakes & so can you! Watch The Big Bang Theory weekdays thru JUNE 26 for a chance to Win the $5,000 Grand Prize or $500 daily or 1 of 500 admit 2 Movie Passes. Go To swee.ps/eVMFXC_Eiabbqt

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

i'm sorry that the first words "In the United States, we..." are missing from the video, but that's how it is in the original. anywayz... gotta go! (more about this later...)

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

🚨 CAUTION! 🚨 -->👂🏻🪱 #earworm for the past few weeks, this song has been popping up in my head (without most of the words 😝) several times a day. this guy is fanTASTic! 👏 (RDJ, is that you??🧐😃) starting my day off right... 🙌 🕺: Moy Covalin (IG: moycova)

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

🐈😾: *licking paws*

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

🐕‍🦺🐕: okay, mom. can we go out and 💩 now, 🙏?

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4 weeks ago

me: but it looks like... it looks like Edgar's daddy *chokes back tears* i mean, it kinda looks like *sniffles* it looks like he's, well *blows nose* he's just not gonna be *your* daddy, after all. *wailing* I'M SOO SORRYYY, MY SWEET BABIES!!!!

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

me: okay, kids? it *kills* me to have to tell you this, but... i got some really, rreally, RRREALY bad news tonight. the pups: *pausing from devouring their tasty snacks and looking up at me* the kitties: *just lounging*

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

*passing out gigantic ham hocks to try to break the tragic news more gently*

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

*gathering my fur babies around to break the DEVASTATING news* i know they will be utterly heartbroken, just like their mama (and thousands, perhaps even millions, of other women and gay/bi men around the world).

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

welp. they din't drowned. 😕 but at least *i* made it home in one piece. 😐 (IF ANYONE CARES.) 😒

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

drowning my sorrows at @Houlihans. 😞 #longislandicedtea #raspberry #ahituna

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▪ @PaulaInKansas

4 weeks ago

noooo!! 😫😫😫😭😭😭 #AIslop

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4 weeks ago

.@bretteldredge is MARRIED! 😳💍 urls.grow.me/DGKCQ_h4d8 The country singer revealed he secretly tied the knot, catching fans completely off guard since no one even knew he was dating someone.