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LEEEROY JENKINS!!!!! Pack animal for 3 kids. #GoBlue #Jan6WasaCoupAttempt #FBR United States Joined June 2017-
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Holy sh*t. Trump fell asleep again. He would hate it if this picture went viral.
Holy sh*t. Trump fell asleep again. He would hate it if this picture went viral. https://t.co/i64AOPcR8c
.Actual video of Mr. Fitton on a Friday night.
.Actual video of Mr. Fitton on a Friday night. https://t.co/fD4oAkVoic
To everyone concerned: You don't have to post a picture of MTG in order to point out her lunacy and seemingly pro-Putin stance. Honestly, I am far more likely to just scroll past if you include a picture of that poorly-evolved howler monkey. Just sayin'. #StopPostingMTGPix
I want to be one of the MILLION people here on twitter who will get this trending tonight: #SLEEPYDON . Join me
I want to be one of the MILLION people here on twitter who will get this trending tonight: #SLEEPYDON . Join me
It's Monday. It's Tax Day. I woke up with Covid (my wife has been getting her butt kicked it for a week now). I am batting 1.000 for the day. Eff it, I am going back to bed. #ConvictDementiaDon
Dementia Don's turn in the courtroom this week is going to be a circus. Where is P.T. Barnum when you need him? #TrumpTrial
Plan A was the Apocalypse bringing us all sweet release. Plan B is to return to our regularly scheduled slog. Sorry for the inconvenience.
If you're voting for Joe Biden and you have less than 1,000 followers, we're going to help get you there in the coming weeks so we can be ready for the election in November. Here's how: • hit the retweet button (yes, we're still calling them tweets) • reply with the hashtag…
If you're voting for Joe Biden and you have less than 1,000 followers, we're going to help get you there in the coming weeks so we can be ready for the election in November. Here's how: • hit the retweet button (yes, we're still calling them tweets) • reply with the hashtag…
We went to a spot in Ohio to see the totality. It would normally be less than 2 hours driving. It took 4 hours to get there and 6 hours to get back. I can't for the life of me understand how traffic was so bad.
She unlawfully broke into the building, shoved police aside and screamed filth in their faces before setting off to hunt Nancy Pelosi and disrupt our peaceful transfer of power. (There’s tape.) Was she praying she could hang Mike Pence? P.S. Hands to yourself, Matt.
She unlawfully broke into the building, shoved police aside and screamed filth in their faces before setting off to hunt Nancy Pelosi and disrupt our peaceful transfer of power. (There’s tape.) Was she praying she could hang Mike Pence? P.S. Hands to yourself, Matt.
Don't let the Libtards tell you what to do! You don't need any special Commie glasses made by immigrants. The sun was put in the sky by God and you are made in his image. Look right at it while smoking a Marlboro and drinking a Natty Light. Woo! 'Murica!
Don't let the Libtards tell you what to do! You don't need any special Commie glasses made by immigrants. The sun was put in the sky by God and you are made in his image. Look right at it while smoking a Marlboro and drinking a Natty Light. Woo! 'Murica!
I look for opportunities to teach my kids life lessons. For example, the Easter Bunny gave them all some money. I then took the money and explained that it was for rent. The looks on their faces tells me they really appreciate the lesson. They were so happy, they cried. #DadWins
Billions of dollars have been spent developing autonomous vehicle technology and it is still very far from full autonomy. What if those billions had been spent on public transit systems? High speed rail has been in use elsewhere in the world for decades. #BuildTrainsNotCars
We're building our digital army to help Biden win in November. No, we're not attacking the capitol. We'll save that for Trumpers. But the first step is getting all of pro-democracy Biden voters to 1000 followers. If you have less than than that, hit the retweet button (that's…
We're building our digital army to help Biden win in November. No, we're not attacking the capitol. We'll save that for Trumpers. But the first step is getting all of pro-democracy Biden voters to 1000 followers. If you have less than than that, hit the retweet button (that's… https://t.co/KVmXP0jaHE
I don't know. However, is it just me or is Kimberly really starting to wear the countenance of someone who is coming around to a horrible realization of what they have done to their lives?
I don't know. However, is it just me or is Kimberly really starting to wear the countenance of someone who is coming around to a horrible realization of what they have done to their lives?
I am a GenXer, as is my wife. I was flipping channels and came across "The Lost Boys" tonight. Not only did my wife tell me that she had never seen it, but also that she had never even heard of it. I am struggling to process that concept. Who is she?
Trump make a bunch of red hats and shirts with his picture on them with the slogan "I'm With Stupid." He could pay his bond then. #DonPoorleone
Anyone wanna help get this new nickname trending? I already did the hard work for ya- all you gotta do is smash that RT button. #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone
Anyone wanna help get this new nickname trending? I already did the hard work for ya- all you gotta do is smash that RT button. #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone #DonPoorleone
@RonFilipkowski Adding Ronna McDaniel to NBC is like putting a tiny little bit of 💩 in a milkshake. Sure it's still mostly milkshake, but that little bit of 💩 makes the whole milkshake a 💩 milkshake.
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494K Followers 67K Following Lawyer, legal commentator, fighter for democracy. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. Commentator @ MSNBC, CNN. Author of the new book TAKING DOWN TRUMP.I Shot Up With Lysol @BlackKnight10k
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1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.Tristan Snell @TristanSnell
494K Followers 67K Following Lawyer, legal commentator, fighter for democracy. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. Commentator @ MSNBC, CNN. Author of the new book TAKING DOWN TRUMP.Robert Reich @RBReich
1.6M Followers 955 Following Berkeley professor, former Secretary of Labor. Co-founder, @InequalityMedia. Substack: https://t.co/U9YAAOMrTQ | Mastodon: https://t.co/WXFjvvEnbxDuty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn
436K Followers 11K Following An association of mental health professionals warning NOW about TrumpISM. #UNTRUTH documentary, the follow-up doc to 2020's #UNFIT, to be widely released soon.NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
426K Followers 732 Following NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbzI Shot Up With Lysol @BlackKnight10k
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749K Followers 51K Following @NBCNews @MSNBC Legal Analyst; Fmr 30-yr fed prosecutor. https://t.co/SywEUwHLwA https://t.co/0XiMAHOeMNLaurence Tribe 🇺�.. @tribelaw
1.4M Followers 729 Following “We are living through a revolt against the future. The future will prevail.” — Anand GiridharadasLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
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151K Followers 100K Following Passionate feminist & civil rights activist. Followed by some w/ millions of followers, others with less than 100. ALL RESISTERS are the same in my eyes.B.A. Mitchell @Bric_Mitchell
2K Followers 2K Following Help me get to 5K followers plz I'll be running 4 local office soon. Blue voting law enforcement Amateur writer, gardner, and D&D DM, pretty good dad I'm told.Geoff 🗽🇺🇸⚖.. @GeoffBrown82
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13K Followers 14K Following Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." ― Margaret Mead #CourageHey Spike 🇺🇸 �.. @PETERARSENAULT6
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2K Followers 2K Following “CIGAR GUY” UM〽️ Blackhawks 🏒 WhiteSox ⚾️ PATS🏈 🐻⬇️ Cigars🔥 Golfer🏌️ Fishing 🎣 Pasta 🍅 Don’t like what I say, too f’in bad 🤌🤌 #goblue #blackhawksmgoblog @mgoblog
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726 Followers 910 Following Gay the last time I checked. Retired Librarian / Medical Interpreter (ASL) Roosevelt Dem (Eleanor) Black Lives MatterColton Hill @Colton_Hill
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62K Followers 1K Following Father, husband, sneaker head, and Congressman for Florida’s 23rd Congressional District.EG Jacobs @ejwin44
281 Followers 2K FollowingCorey @coreyjrowe
970 Followers 480 Following Michigander with a bike and a bus pass. OU '19, WSU '22. Public transit advocacy, plus adventures and unofficial legislative tracking. Go Grizzlies! 🐻 🚌storms are coming they are gonna be over me for hours and i’m so fucking scared i can’t stand myself right now 😭😭😭
@Mollyploofkins Its religion but they'll all deny that. 🙄
Sarah Huckabee Sanders rolling her eyes and screaming at Kristi Noem. "You can shoot the puppy. You can eat the puppy. But under no circumstances do you tell the public that you eat or shoot puppies. It's the first fucking rule of any respectable rabid Jesus witch coven!"
Can we just not do the whole fascism thing?
Reminder to constituents of Cruella deNoem that killing domesticated animals has long been regarded as characteristic of a sociopath.
@Paranoidmarvin7 Retsyn! Haha! Haven't heard that word in forever! 😂
Gen Xers: what's something women frequently carried in their purses back in the day that's not as common anymore?
Russia IMO is going to try and expose everything!! Buckle Up!
🧵Every day is hard. Some days are harder than others. We’re doing our best to embrace life, memories, and love on this one.
Today is our son Mekbul's 21st birthday. He should be celebrating this right of passage today with all the well wishes & toasts that come with it. So this is a hard day, the glaring reminder of what we are missing & the enormous hole in our hearts & lives where he should be. 1/
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
Right now, it's a big night for my guy Blake Corum and his family. #GoBlue #NFLDraft #LetsGo @blake_corum
Happy for Juwan! Wishing him the best of luck!
ESPN Sources: Juwan Howard has agreed to join the Brooklyn Nets as an assistant coach. Howard spent six NBA seasons as a Heat assistant before returning to Michigan for five years as head coach. Howard arrives as part of Jordi Fernandez’s first staff.
On May 26, 1993 I made history in the outfield that I’ll never live down And yes my head hurt after
Never trust a president who hates dogs, or a governor who kills them.