if the phillies opener gets delayed to good friday nick castellanos is going to launch a 450’ orbital missile at exactly 3 pm and single-handedly renew my catholic faith
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@PanasonicDX4500 Doesn't the game start at 305?
@PanasonicDX4500 May your faith be renewed! In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti, Amen!
@PanasonicDX4500 He’s got one in him for the Baltimore bridge
@PanasonicDX4500 what did he pride himself as a man of again?
@PanasonicDX4500 That would break baseball twitter
@PanasonicDX4500 I consider myself a man of faith