Parker/Calider @P_ark

He's a lot funnier in person. Joined December 2007

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

2 months ago

@BronMuse This stat is giving Gretzky Brothers holding the record for most shared points in the NHL

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SikWitIt 😈😷 @_sikwitit

3 months ago

One day someone will ask “how did we let this happen?” And the answer will always be not taking care of business on April 9th, 1865

Crypto Rover @cryptorover

3 months ago

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S. new home sales crashed 17.6% MoM in January, the worst January's decline in 13 years US Housing market is cracking.

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

3 months ago

@EllSimonds @hippi3mami @SouthpawLeftist Laurie couldn't answer the question, so she turned into a baby back bitch. Who could have seen that coming?!

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Hunter Kozak 🧦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @HunterEKozak

3 months ago

Insane that my wife got fired because this loser thought that her job was too “DEI”. Her job, btw, at USAID was determining if companies we traded with overseas were using slave labor or abusing workers.

Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins

3 months ago

One of Musk's DOGE bros explains how he flagged "DEI" grants for termination

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Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX

3 months ago

A new poll shows I’m tied with Abbott—in a district he last won by 10 points. Voters are telling us plain and simple: they’re tired of paying the Abbott Corruption Tax and ready for change. We’re hearing this on the ground now and we’ll prove it in November when we fire Abbott.

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

3 months ago

@JonEdwards099 @FBallAnalysisYT Hey Crazy, its nice to meet you! That is an absolutely bonkers take.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico

3 months ago

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Senate Republicans @NRSC

3 months ago

🚨JAMES TALARICO: “Christ is the immigrant deported without due process. Christ is the senior deprived of their Social Security benefits. Christ is the protestor kidnapped in an unmarked vehicle by plain clothes officers.”

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

3 months ago

@MalaysianDragon @PigMallet @0laribiwa Roose lets Jaime free specifically because Vargo acted in his own interest, fool. Roose wanted favor from the Lannisters and Vargo did not want to be around Tywin.

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

4 months ago

@w__mi @mchinegunkelli @luvrgrrrl777 Or! Or maybe its about teaching children gratefulness and not just trying to appease older people. What happens if your kid gets a gift from another 5yo? A gift is something you get for free, it cost you nothing, what reason do you have to be upset?

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A Man in the Sun 🌞 @AManInTheSun

4 months ago

This is how Israel was established and we're supposed to pretend it's super complicated and approach with nuance and understanding for the settler with the gun.

Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara

4 months ago

CNN will never show you this : An Israeli settler pointing a gun at a Palestinian farmer. "This land is mine now. Get out. Never come back" The farmer's family worked that land for generations. The settler flew in from Eastern Europe.

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💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas

4 months ago

A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠 When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education. After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading. It’s past time for a change. 🌊

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

4 months ago

Signs saying Pfuck ICE are top-notch. The kids are alright

Jessica Cha @JChaNews

4 months ago

There is massive student- led protest happening in Pflugerville. Students at all four high schools and some middle schools have gathered at the Pflugerville Municipal Court to protest ICE activity in Central Texas

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

4 months ago

@JesseR_MX @JChaNews Well then I guess its a good thing for everyone that you didn't procreate. Even if they wanted to, how does a school stop a majority of the students from protesting?

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💗 @ma1ybe

4 months ago

In 2009, Colorado began offering teens free IUDs without parental consent. Within 8 years teen pregnancies dropped 54%. Teen abortion rates fell by 64%. For every $1 spent on the program the state saved $5.85 in labor and delivery costs, child-care assistance and food stamps! That's what a good society does!

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

5 months ago

@AshleyTXBurner @BurnerBuddha @ScooterMagruder Im confused, which one are you calling the OG and which one is the tourist location?

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

5 months ago

It's #FuckICE and #StiddyUp, let's go Broncos!

ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna

5 months ago

Holy shit, Stiddy is ready for this game

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

5 months ago

@Russell54384996 @TexasTribune Just lying for the sake of it, you feckless coward.

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Parker/Calider @P_ark

5 months ago

@eileenkarlsruh1 @TexasTribune Show us the evidence of this, you piece of shit. Every neighbor reported that they came to the house and ripped him away from his family.