The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

Joined January 2016

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Pointless naming all of these individual generations. It’s simply going to end up being: Everyone Born Before 2025 = The Fuck Around Generations Everyone Born After: The Find Out Generations

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Hilariously on the nose of Elon to rename an app that most people have by now dumped to “ex”. 10/10.

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3 years ago

Saying you fear God: predictable, obvious, who wouldn’t fear an omnipotent force with a penchant for punishment. Saying you fear Maud: vague, unusual, evokes images of a hardscrabble upbringing in the prairies administered by an abusive grandmother with a penchant for paisley.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

It will be 10,000 degrees in Rome today. The Sicily is lava. There are no more shadows in Sardinia. Everything is light. We are become pure energy. 299,792,458 metres per second. To infinity, and beyond.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Reposting in honour of Milan Kundera, who has died at the age of 94.

The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

5 years ago

Lightness of being at new levels of unbearable, study finds.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

So boring that so many billionaires collect art, yachts, cars, and jets. If I was rich I’d collect macaroni necklaces, pool noodles, couches, and kites.

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3 years ago

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Were you on the website Twitter.com sometime between the years 2006 and 2023. If so you may be entitled to sweet fuck all to show for it.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

*Takes a long drag of his cigarette, stares into the middle distance, and says quietly to no one in particular: “We’re never getting back to where we were on Twitter between the years 2015 and 2021. That was a time my friends. That was a time.”

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Twitter announces plans to shift gears from being a dumpster fire to a manned submersible powered by hubris.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

How it became clear Twitter was finished: A Thread.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Accusing him of using the innermost secrets of how Twitter operates, Musk says Zuckerberg may have even gone so far as to read Musk’s numerous Tweets describing the innermost secrets of how Twitter operates.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

247 years after its formation, United States clarifies the Independence they are celebrating is from critical thinking, consequences, and equality.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Update: United States celebrates 247 years of a perception of freedom being fed to 99.9% or them in order to enrich a vanishingly tiny class of super-wealthy.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Single-handedly going to drink Bud Light back into the number one spot.

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The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter

3 years ago

Incredible to think that there was a day in 2014 when due to social media we knew literally what everyone we’d ever met was currently thinking and now it’s just Elon Musk shitposts and NYC air quality reports.