James Albery @Orb79
I sniff the armpit of life. It doesn't wear Lynx Nottingham Joined July 2009-
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@itvrugby great coverage of the world cup but maybe put the substitute details on the screen ? Might help people.
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@WorldRugby sort your F'ing corrupt company out. You may as well make rugby a non contact sport . Absolute melts!
@CFCnewsLine @JohnTerry26 @piersmorgan So which GOAT is this? Don't think Henry ever wanted to play for a third rate team like Chelsea.
Are ITV taking the piss? We're all on lockdown and they decide to air 'Best Walks With a View. What's the view? My back garden?
With all the football postponements I'm looking forward to seeing a 94 rated McCowatt from Wellington Phoenix in the next #FIFA2020 Team of the week.
So after several pints of Jaipur I've realized it's a naughty little drink. Bad Jaipur. Naughty.
I saw a Robbie Williams gig the other day and sat next next to lass that sold insurance. It was OK but all she did was offer me protection
You know you're in trouble when the person in front of you in the toilet queue flushes twice.
Only in Birmingham does a man take pride in, and is hailed as a local hero for appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Well bugger me that was some game. I believe Boston is now rocking. #SuperBowl
When you're on a packed train and can smell fish and your pretty sure it's not you.... For once.
He slept beneath the moon, he basked beneath the sun; he lived a life of going to do and died with nothing done. I wrote that apparently.
When you can hear one of your cats snoring over the tv, and that cat's in another room.
Hopefully the US have a version of this for the next 4 years of hurt.
That feeling when you get back from the pub and find that the cats decided to shit on your bed...
Was it wrong to have both surf and turf and Mac n cheese for dinner? No no it was not!
Kia Sportage, Merc B class, Volvo S60 or Audi A4 - which toy to get?
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1K Followers 4K Following America's most famous pool room! Located in #NYC, in the heart of downtown Manhattan. Pool, ping pong, darts, party space & more at #AmsterdamBilliards 🎱
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Allan-a-Dale @AllanADalePromo
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Sarah Albery @Cecil73
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Bren @Bren_1884
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125 Followers 371 Following Fun fun fun - Accelerating outcomes for the new, connected world. WW OEM Channel Leader @hpe. Twitter views my own of course.
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colin @socks79
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Healthy Liver @liverdiseases
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Jane @Jane_1884
112 Followers 311 Following DCFC fan & Mum of twins who walks the dog a lot. My ramblings & own opinions.
Brendan Lockett @thehumbold
16 Followers 106 Following
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82 Followers 99 Following @gazmanjones is trying to drink EVERY beer out of the '1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die' book. Ironically this challenge will probably kill him.
Anton Rath @ZRCAnton
73 Followers 2K Following ZIMTY`S RED CARPET Sänger und Multi Player von Instrumenten
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Guru Orb @orbsays
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Tiffany Piller @TiffanyPiller99
185 Followers 1K Following
alisha_hord @alisha_hord_h
60 Followers 603 Following Sports journalist for Sporting News. Glass-half full gal. Love to laugh, work out. Challenge me. Say hi. Fan: NCSU, Panthers, Bobcats, NASCAR, Charlotte 49ers.
Nel @littlenel
124 Followers 72 Following Voted the most mysterious on twitter! Survived the dryathlon http://t.co/i59kP45ujV
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Secret Flying @SecretFlying
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47K Followers 3 Following Crap local news from across the UK and beyond.
Blind Pig @BlindPigNYC
2K Followers 783 Following The East Village's best Sportsbar, hottest Watering Hole, and favorite Speakeasy!
The Robin Hood & LJ @TRHALJ
600 Followers 267 Following An award-winning Lincoln Green Showcase For Real Ale & Cider. Come and say hello; you'd be most welcome.
The Abdication microp... @theabdication
1K Followers 226 Following Daybrook and Arnold's first micropub - where beer is king. Brewing on site since 2016 - look out for one of ours #otb CAMRA GBG since 2017
Bren @Bren_1884
247 Followers 2K Following Family. Veteran. Indie. Beers with Friends. Derby County. #dcfc #sinceiwasyoung
Football Snaps @FootbaIISnaps
11K Followers 137 Following A collection of photographs from the beautiful game.
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.1M Followers 180 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Ed @eddo75
4K Followers 63 Following https://t.co/Ad1jzN5Roh ‘How many dates does it take to find ‘the one’? Danny thinks it’s 26. And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet
1001Beers @1001_Beers
82 Followers 99 Following @gazmanjones is trying to drink EVERY beer out of the '1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die' book. Ironically this challenge will probably kill him.
Hitler, A. @Pointless_Twat
73 Followers 34 Following I tweet pointless bullshit. Fuck shit Nazi dick. I also do a Pointless Quiz with a fucking leaderboard and everything! #AIDS
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.0M Followers 221 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Wikiballs @Wikiballs
3K Followers 3K Following Specialising in cold, hard facts. Send me your facts. Fact me in the face.
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466 Followers 0 Following
Dave Gorman @DaveGorman
332K Followers 2K Following 36hrs of TV stand-up on youtube: https://t.co/wMETKJl3KY I also set crosswords. Bluth in the Indy, Fed in the Graun, Django in the Telegraph
TheOldFolksHome @TheOldFolksHome
5K Followers 19 Following I am the manager of an old peoples home in the English Kent countryside. The following tweets are actual quotes from some of my residents.
Jane @Jane_1884
112 Followers 311 Following DCFC fan & Mum of twins who walks the dog a lot. My ramblings & own opinions.
Brendan Lockett @thehumbold
16 Followers 106 Following
Arnold Town Supporter... @ArnoldTownFC
2K Followers 1K Following Arnold Town Supporters' Club Forum now in its 19th year! Sign up & log in for discussion on all things Arna. https://t.co/6rCwWrk4Cc
Guru Orb @orbsays
130 Followers 3 Following
Nel @littlenel
124 Followers 72 Following Voted the most mysterious on twitter! Survived the dryathlon http://t.co/i59kP45ujV
Lambandflag @Lambandflag
338 Followers 56 Following P/T Chamois wringer for a 1 armed window cleaner. All views are through my eyes. I don't like broccoli. All filler, no killer.
markovator @markovator
135 Followers 259 Following Making nonsense out of your carefully crafted tweets. @mention me to get markovated. Follow me to see when your friends get markovated. Created by @HeyChinaski
cargo pants are a hat... @mostly_grumpy
6K Followers 676 Following It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
colin @socks79
135 Followers 474 Following A true geek through and through . I love lmy movies, music and i am an avid comic book collector and occassional youtuber. Always smiling never down!
Helen Murray @hectichells
40 Followers 46 Following
Matt Quirk @mattquirky
125 Followers 371 Following Fun fun fun - Accelerating outcomes for the new, connected world. WW OEM Channel Leader @hpe. Twitter views my own of course.
Chris Evans @achrisevans
1.8M Followers 216 Following Host of The Virgin Radio Breakfast Show with Sky, creator of CarFest, custodian of 500 Words. But mostly punching way above his weight in the marriage dept.
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Orbinho @Orbinho
154K Followers 2 Following Arsenal facts. Former Opta stalwart. Creator of @OptaJoe Trying to convince people to use data better.
Arsenal @Arsenal
21.6M Followers 76K Following The official account of the 2025/26 Premier League champions 🏆
Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
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