Oracle Albert @OracleAlbert
Photographer & art dealer.. Freaky, fun, fresh. Funny in a funny way. Gay in a homosexual way. Juvenile sense of humor. Berserk! NSFW! facebook.com/AlbertMichaelR… Haifax Joined July 2013-
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#HowHardDidPubertyHitYou I think my parents suffered worse than I did! LOL
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#HappyDiwali to all who celebrate it. Enjoy!!
#BlackLivesMatter Goddamn right they do! And if you don't think so, you can go fuck off.
This device is from the late 19th century. It's purpose? To prevent "self abuse" (as was the polite term) aka masturbation....
I love the copy that reads that it cures "JITTERY NERVES".... I'll bet it does. LOL
I don't even wanna think about how many lady parts touched this antique vibrator... Shit, now I'm thinking about it and I feel traumatized...!
With only one of them do they fight over who gets to use it...?
Another one that could electrocute you....
Yeah this antique vibrator looks like you could be electrocuted VERY easily....
Sex toys have come a long way... this vibrator is circa the 1940's...
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Sarah Sanders just said Trump was elected by an “overwhelming majority.” She’s lying: 46.9% Didn’t Vote 25.6% Voted Hillary 25.5% Voted Trump 1.7% Voted Johnson Only 25.5% of voters elected Trump yet 100% of our country is impacted by him. Don’t be a non-voter on November 6th.
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