The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

One day I will stop being disappointing....one day ._. Arizona, USA Joined January 2017

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

8 years ago

Did Liza and David break up? I stopped watching them for a while an came back and it seems like they did. Plus Liza and David haven't said anything about it.

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the gummy @KingGunnmy

8 years ago

night twktter

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

8 years ago

@Jack_Septic_Eye omg yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye

8 years ago

My God it's perfect!

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

This polar bears look sad...

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

If I bought this book and it was pages of small little things like this I would get mad because a book has filled in pages. That's not what I signed up for.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

I am kind of mad because I have so many really good tweets on here and, I wanna make a new identity on the internet but I can't because this account is a part of my being.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

My life consists of looking at stores and gasping at everything I want then eating because I can't have it that second.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

I have three giant teddy bears on my bed that take up half of my bed. I will NEVER get rid of them or take them off my bed.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

The only reason I get on twitter is because my dog leads me to my desk and just lays at my feet and if I leave he gets sad.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

So today I ordered a steak sandwich at a restaurant. You know how a sandwich has some sort of bread and some sort of filling in the middle. I received and piece of bread toasted with a steak shaped into a square with american cheese melted on it...

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ART STYLE I LOVE YOU

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Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda

9 years ago

Human: My cat has an easy life Me:

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shoe @shoe0nhead

9 years ago

be more like the powerpuff girls and less like femme fatale

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

I like gifs did you know I like gifs..........? I like gifs.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

I am so scared to make a new twitter because I've been committed to this account for 5 years. THAT'S A LOT OF PURE ORIGINAL CONTENT I WILL LOSE.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

You know you are lonely when you go through your own twitter and laugh at your tweets.

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The sloth of all sloths @Optionallyhuman

9 years ago

@thegropinganus Sorry it's not the best. I used the first software that was free from google. This is my official goodbye. soapbox.wistia.com/videos/sg6z06E…