One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

Full-Stack Web Developer. Functional Programmer. Learning new things is my jam, my jelly and my peanut butter. onethingsimple.com USA Joined March 2013

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

2 months ago

@oocbrazill His back won't hurt in 10 years

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

2 years ago

I'm a Democrat and me plus all the democrats I know and meet are magically in that 8%.. calling bs here

Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins

2 years ago

BREAKING: New CNN polling shows 91% of Democrats are enthusiastic about supporting President Biden. Main stream media is wholly out of touch with where the Democratic base is.

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

2 years ago

I don’t know what you did last night, but I spent 90 minutes debating a guy with the morals of an alley cat.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

3 years ago

@MBTAUpdates @MBTA I don't know, how many?

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📣 Announcing the premier remix.run/conf 2023 Sponsor: 🎈 @flydotio 🎈 Fly.io is sponsoring a giveaway of 8 🆓 tickets and 10 discounted tickets ($299 each)! To enter: 1. Follow @flydotio and @remix_run 2. retweet 🔀 this tweet See you in May!

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

4 years ago

@KimCrawford_1 @CNN CNN is saying that the insect is from a family originating in the jurassic era and then after 1950 no one reporting seeing another until now 🐛

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Rob Dobi 🏁 @Robdobi

5 years ago

i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

5 years ago

@valentinavee The real question is.. does it work on license plates 😁

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

5 years ago

Lol, as my finger moved towards the Twitter notification I thought, "This is click bait.. why am I clicking it?"

Frederick Weller @FrederickWeller

5 years ago

@PalmerReport Wouldn’t it be nice to think so. Why am I such a sucker for this kind of click-bait? You got me, though. I tip my cap.

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iRacing @iRacing

5 years ago

Work-in-Progress photo of rain from Executive Producer @greghi11's interview during today's broadcast! Twitch.tv/iRacing

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Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog

6 years ago

Full video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman

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Black Boston Inc. @blackboston2020

6 years ago

BOSTON ! Juneteenth is right around the corner and here is a comprehensive list of protests // celebrations// vigils across the city. DM us any more flyers if they’re missing on our list. We will also share mutual aid funds // donation funds that you can direct $$ to

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alex @sunlightchoni

6 years ago

I swear I love Keke Palmer with my whole heart

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@BillyBu38198859 @MBTA_CR I guess a good way to sum this up is to say, there will always be idiots on any train. Unless someone is actively disturbing passengers, staff, or the safety of the train, or pose a threat to do so. Not admitting idiots on trains simply b/c, will only result in many empty trains.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@MBTA_CR This morning I was punished by a conductor who coldly denied me on a train, told to wait 80 mins for the next one b/c I used the path across the tracks before the train fully stopped. I'd made sure to look both ways and use a crossing the train typically stops short of.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@BillyBu38198859 @MBTA_CR You seem to want me to see a viewpoint Ive already admited to understanding, more than once. This isn't an issue where one side is right and one is wrong. I made a mistake, the reaction was inappropriate. You acting inappropriately wouldn't negate me being inappropriate to you.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@ConCrndCommuter @BillyBu38198859 @MBTA_CR You make a valid point Concerned Commuter. But you didn't need to leverage your power to make that point because we are both adults. When someone tries to make a point by taking something away from another person. It's rare their point is taken in.

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@MBTA_CR Thats understandable. It was inbound 744 8:38am Norwood Dept. Each month people pay good money for commuter passes to get to work. Letting work know you'll be over an hour late b/c you weren't allowed to use that pass is embarrassing. A poor use of that power, to deny passage

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One Thing Simple @OneThingSimple

7 years ago

@MBTA_CR Regardless of my own perspective, we've all seen people cross the tracks and be admitted. I could have gotten a warning or treated as an adult rather than being publically talked down to before he let all the other passengers on.