Offensive Poems @OffensivePoems
If you get offended, im doing it right. Purely for humor. No need to fight. Read through my poems, it wont be a drag. If you dont like my shit, unfollow me fag. Joined October 2012-
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I'm a solid 4 but in Walmart I'm a 10.
Thank you Lord for these noodles I'm about to eat. Ramen.
Nobody cares, What you have to say. Because when you're a faggot, Your opinion is gay.
Roses are black Violets are black Sugar is black Hellen Keller said that.
Hickory Dickory Dock, My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest, On some hooker's chest, And paddled her face with my cock.
Blowing coke is not a joke. It's dangerous and bad. Unless you do it with your grandma, Then it's fuckin rad.
Your dick is big. My dick is bigger. But neither compare. To the dick on that nigger.
I am Man. Hear me roar! You are Woman. Clean the floor!
Guess what I just did. I woke up next to your mom. She sucks a mean dick. #Haiku
Roses are red Periods are too But that doesn't mean That I won't fuck you
When I'm at my work, I go into the bathroom, And I masturbate. #Haiku
Roses are red Violets are blue I fucked your mom And out popped you
There once was a guy named Dave Who dug up a slut in a grave She was moldy and shitty And had just one titty But look at the money he saved
I said what I meant I meant what I said I’m hung like an elephant Just bring me to bed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass. Now two of his teeth are missing.
If we start dating But don't have enough sex I'll kick you to the curb Just like every other ex
Woke up this morning A laugh in my heart My ass in her face Awaiting my fart
She listens pretty well, Doesn't do a lot of bitchin. But when I put her in her place, I shove that slut into the kitchen.
Mary had a little boy, His skin was dark and brown. And everywhere that Mary went, The niglet was around.
In the peaceful evening mist, There's a twinkle in your eye, Sucks for you we'll never fuck, You look too much like a guy.
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